josh

I’m ○ single ○ taken ● carrying the world’s fattest ass

type of shit i’ve been on lately

watching balls drop on new years good day

using my ballsack as a bean bag chair

she cranking my hog in a way that’s dubious

[while she’s riding it]: how did you get in my house

do u fw guys that are. In pain

you’re in her dms i’m in her walls gnawing through the insulation we are not the same

asked the waiter at olive garden to edge the parm onto my pasta

why is a shrimp frying rice

don’t worry guys the simulation will reset soon

if you eat at arby’s you’re an opp sorry

Heavy Metal? yeah, it usually is

why flies always rubbing their hands together like they plotting something bro

turning 25 this year 😼 (i’m cooked)

if i get followed by any more sex cam site bots im gonna start firebending

call me scooby cuz i can’t doo this anymore

got sad but then i remembered im absolutely goated 😢

constant despair and suffering but im thuggin