Jake Booth

Skelton’s the most unlikeable outfit in racing. Kadastral clearly not out today to win, never put anywhere near a chance of winning. See what pot he turns up for.

Should have kept On Just Terms off the track, absolutely crap.

Sensational Filly miles better than every horse in that race by any measurable rating, finishes 5th. Only at Dundalk.

Are the requirements to be a jockey just being 4ft tall and 8 stone piss wet through? Jason Hart absolutely cooking Northern Viola. Having a brain clearly not one of the requirements.

If Jonathan Burke was a half decent jockey Hard Stare would have bolted up.

Don’t think anyone in the champion chase going to be worried about the form of that race. Rubaud the donkey bolts up.

Klimt Madrik is not a chaser judged on that. The lad can’t jump.

Jamie Hamilton with an absolute non-trier on Empty Nest. Just wait til you’ve got no chance of winning to fully ride out, nice one.

Not sure what Darragh O’Keefe was waiting for on Splendid Fellow. No attempt to close down the leader until the eventual winner had gone by, strange ride.

First Skelton horse I back today and it gets a poor ride. Nan’s Choice couldn’t have had a worse trip round if Harry tried. Poorly positioned and just ran into every bit of trouble.

What is this fucking screaming at Newcastle? Making the coverage absolutely unbearable to watch.

Merlin Allen out like a light and jumps the last two like a bag of anvils. Skelton’s on absolute fire, too bad they’re crooks.

Danny McMenamin just sat on Spreadsheet Guru watching Tristan Durrell and Brace For Landing get further and further away. Shits himself when he realises he’s too far ahead then gives up, some jockey.

True Heart even money out to 15/8 before the off and runs like that. But racing not corrupt at all..

Starmade with another fucking brain dead jockey on top sat behind a wall of horses until a furlong out. Best horse loses, again.

What on earth is Callum Rodriguez doing on Politely? Why do they insist on waiting til the straight to try and make a move when sitting last. Completely brain dead.

Jamie Brace takes A Great Excuse for a tour of Lingfield. How do you expect a horse to have anything left when you’re 5 wide the entire way round. 29 years old and still a claimer, can see why.

James Owen’s record first time up for new recruits must be insane. That bloke works wonders. Chosen Hero with a nice performance.

Cieren Fallon with worst ride of the night in That Darn Cantor. No words.

Rossa Ryan with the inside draw ends up challenging down the wide outside on Wedyan. Well backed 2nd fav just left to do whatever they want up front.