Surfer, Software Developer, Gamer, and much more...

Haarlem, Netherlands
Joined January 2011
#delta tv #dtv Tv ligt eruit bij half NL. WIL JE OVERSTAPPEN OF NIET!?! NEE! OK!
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never touching cursor again
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There we go again. Bitbucket
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#bitbucket statuspage is green, but my requests are erroring...
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still can't believe .zip domains exist
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Haha wow the rejection is in the job description itself.
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in case you didn't know, this is how you're actually supposed to do software versioning
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Let’s see what DocuSign’s 6,840 employees do about this
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For sure ... no afraid to hide. Hope it is alright to post this thought of the day ... I am a brewer. Anyone Who Is With Me, Let us brew the world a better beer. One that is loaded with Decency, Education & Being Informed. Finally we will infuse it with a strong Faith. We can brew this beer together on X! Furthermore, we are going to brew this recipe on X for at least the next 12 years. Why? Because it take at least 12 years to raise a child ... our next and new generation. Just a beer thought. Love, Peace and Beers Always.
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MOTHER OF ... THIS IS AMAZING!!! WE DID IT! 2024 and the world has said in formal documents: DO NOT USE A CONSUMER VPN!! If I had time I would bake a CISA CYBER CAKE! I have a feeling they will not be the only agency.... #VPN #CYBER #SECURITY
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#GrokAI went live :) giving it a spin!
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Guys, the answer is: we’ll just use quantum resistant cryptographic algorithms and increase the key sizes. 🤷‍♂️
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Hey... heeeyyy pssssst... it's patch tuesday! support.microsoft.com/en-us/…
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Hot off the press at #AWSreInvent! 🔥🗞️ We’re announcing a collaboration with #AWS to connect New Relic #AI with Amazon Q Business, AWS’ enterprise generative AI assistant.
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