My NETFLIX SPECIAL, “The Family Plan,” premiers on September 1st. Link below to set a reminder!!
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Table For One Tour CONTINUES! LA for the @netflixisajoke festival (Use code JOKES for presale). Shows added in Salt Lake City, Tempe, NYC, Seattle, and Boston! Assemble the group chat! If you’ve had fun at the show tag a friend who should go! #standup #comedy #netflix punchup.live/jaredfreid
I thought turning every argument into a joke was good communication...😅
The Family Plan is streaming now on @NetflixIsAJoke · exec produced by @betchesluvthis #standup #comedy #millennial #relationships
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I’d rather walk around naked after a cold shower than have anyone see how I check myself out in the mirror.
Having a good day? Just call home.
The Family Plan is streaming now on @netflix · exec produced by @betchesluvthis @NetflixIsAJoke @ladbible
I wish I could feel as good about myself for 5 seconds as someone who recently said “two things can be true” feels.
I’m happy the Brooklyn bird puppet store owner looks like he found out about the Kelly Clarkson situation while on some sort of phoneless, no speaking allowed, retreat.
No offense to the Pret or A’Manger families but nothing is more depressing than seeing someone buy their prepared foods. Just knowing the other options they ran through that weren’t possible due to timing.
I complain with the listeners every Tuesday on @JTrainPodcast open.spotify.com/episode/40f…
No bigger decision than risking the sleep you’re having now for the sleep you could be having after a 445AM bathroom trip. I’m like a CEO before the day even starts.
If I’m Dan Quinn, I’m somehow bringing up Cam Skattebo’s hairline during my press conference to try and control the news cycle for the week.