Me realising your geriatric child is actually a toddler and trying to turn it into a compliment: “oh yes, I just thought he must be older because he’s so advanced!”
I really tried not to be the annoying mom who was constantly thinking “oh my baby is soo advanced” but…
The more I go out to playgrounds the more I notice a large amount of babies are very delayed. Parents ask how old my son is and assume he is much older because of how well he moves and interacts with everyone.
Sometimes I see their faces change when they realize he is younger or about the same age as their child and it makes me sad.
Obviously there are many things that factor into development but once you start to notice, it’s very shocking. On the flip side, despite bing unvaxxed and breastfed my baby is still somehow sick a lot.
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Freddie Mercury never even admitted being gay like... wtf he got to do with us just because he got AIDs?
David Bowie was held at gunpoint and called the f slur for breaking gender norms. Madonna was one of the first to stand by gay men when nobody would. Freddie's legacy raised $35 million for AIDS relief and gave a voice to those dying in silence. And then there's Billie Eilish
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Ageing woman Ash Sarkar recommends legally enforced 'half your age + 7' rule in the wake of Brand/Walliams - Women in the Times (London) and Pakistanis complain this contravenes their Human Rights
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Me and Russell have been busted! thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh…
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Gay bars are nice because they are the only place aside from my grandma's house where everyone there tells me how handsome and jacked I am.
Twitter gays really want to intellectualise when they don’t like someone 😭 just say he’s a fag and move on!
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Now Boy George is defending Israel people who had no problem hanging out with a psychopathic nutcase before suddenly notice how fucked up he is… interesting
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Weirdest culture shock of being in America: black people are obsessed with the word ‘cock’, they find it very strange and offputting for some reason even though it means the exact same thing as ‘dick’
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If Clavicular's hot friend doesn't come to my house and marry me and get my ass pregnant I might just have to kill myself
Clavicular CALLED OUT this girl for microcheating on her boyfriend 😳
“You deserve better. You kind of mog her not gonna lie. Just remember that.”
“Just remember that, know your girth.”
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This was before "drag queen story hour" really took off as a political topic and I remember a lot of Drag Race fans thought it was pretty weird back then. Now liberals wouldn't dare to question whether it's weird that a kid has anything to do with drag - a night club act
Here is Michael Alig after he served his sentence for murder (he injected a man with bleach and dismembered his corpse) and was released from jail.
He is doing a podcast with a ‘drag kid’ named Desmond is Amazing.
On the wall behind them is a painting of a child with the word ‘rohypnol’ written on it.
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