still the funniest person on here | big everything hater

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Joined September 2022
hey guys it's me markiplier from the hit game fnaf. I got logged out of my twitter account and I need 2,000 dollars in steam gift cards to get it back. here's a photo of me as proof
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I don’t know who I was before Digger
What's one movie that altered your brain chemistry?
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Replying to @duneparttwo
Digger got 2 stars while everything else got 1. We take those
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bc of recent revelations i’ve been made to watch more clips of h3h3 than i’ve ever seen in my life and genuinely: how on earth do people find this shit entertaining.
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digger rockwell
A diva was raptured here
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Replying to @HilaKleinH3
@HilaKleinH3 i know this is a very hard time for you and we all just want you to know that you're alone ❤️
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digger labubus they are $49
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Men wont wipe their dicks after peeing then talk about pussy being stinky
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me because apparently my assistant manager is planning on promoting me without asking me???
accidentally become important at work
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when you have a friend
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the plug you lowkey play Mario Party with
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look out uncle pussy!!
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The Canadian urge to spend $50 on random bullshit at Shoppers Drug Mart
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if you watched the european council scene in digger and your takeaway is that you were being directly attacked for your consumption habits im afraid you were literally conned by the Big Oil conman and the movie tells you this explicitly
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I'm gonna be so annoying in like 10 years about having seen Digger in theaters
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how it felt walking out of Digger
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(trying to groom an older man) you're so woke for your age
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You may talk behind my back but I'm gonna be farting
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