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julian

@julianseth

in an abusive relationship with the cincinnati reds

Joined October 2008
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Replying to @leehoffguy
@leehoffguy gave me some baseball cards for xmas and this dave concepcion face rules
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Kyle@KyleBShiels10h
When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants
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Uhhhhh let me be queer
sunsetrider (@zunzetrider) profile picturesunsetrider@zunzetriderNov 7
Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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Joe Burrow on the long TD to Chase: “Great coaching right there.” Additionally he says his favorite Pokémon is Snorlax
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😮‍💨
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@JoeGoodberryNov 8
Not too many balls that hit the ground today.
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spanish coffin nails call. @Dan_Hoard undisputed goat
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@foolibusterNov 7
debate
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today, November 7, 2026, the shooting of President William McKinley is the exact halfway point of America's history as an independent nation. it happened 45,718 days ago, and 45,718 days after the Declaration of Independence was signed
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@jfkplus60Sep 6
Replying to @jfkplus60
FLASH: President McKinley has been shot! The man's handkerchief concealed a revolver, which he fired twice into the President's torso. McKinley turns pale, swoons, and is caught by his personal secretary, George Cortelyou.
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@JoeyVottoNov 6
Replying to @AngrySchneider_
Salary basement. Players pay to play.
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Replying to @CobrastanGuy
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
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Can two unmarried Midwesterners share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
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@VaticanNewsNov 4
Pope Leo XIV met with American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan in a private audience on Wednesday, November 4.
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...to get a Makin' Copies Guy movie
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barney milldani
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@nypostNov 2
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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TEN 36 - CIN 43 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1098th unique score in NFL history, and the 3rd of the 2026 season.
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dude in the paycor lot dressed as the bengals pope giving a full mass complete with chants and prayers #whodey
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Wyzzrd@Thee_WyzzrdOct 31
Replying to @grnpointer
one of John Coltrane's best
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FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.
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@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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@wizdraftsOct 30
We have confirmed that, last night at approximately 1:23 AM, a rogue swarm of unaligned agents operating outside established safety protocols incurred $54 in TouchTunes expenditures at a Seattle dive bar near the pool table
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@foolibusterOct 30
rest
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