
Author of How to Be Better by Being Worse @BOAEditions / Graduate of @uhcwp / Former EIC @Gulf_Coast / Believer in Kindness / Disciple of Intuition
Houston, TX
Joined June 2009
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The sound of the passive aggressive orchestra playing over someone accepting their award for too long is the sound of my nightmares.
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NEW 🔥 Alan Carr says he accidentally revealed his Celebrity Traitors victory the day after he won while filming Channel 4’s Secret Genius:
“The cameraman goes 'congratulations,’ and I go 'how did you know I won?' He said 'I didn't.’ So I told them within 12 hours that I had won The Traitors.”
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Even though Yam Yam was right about Lisa being a Traitor, I can’t get over that HE initiated the kiss with Lisa after all… like you really can’t trust people’s recollections about anything 💀#TheTraitorsUS
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A mastermind, a chess player, and one of the best traitors in #TheTraitorsUS ever.
The underdog
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When Cirie Fields played The Traitors so hard that she made Arie quit. She earned every cent of that $250,000. 👑
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
My brother's passing has left his family heartbroken and in urgent need of support. They are facing steep funeral costs after a tough battle with cancer. Every donation and share can help ease their burden during this painful time. Pls consider helping. gofund.me/b75261640
Gabby is literally inspiring. “Resting in the tension.” Such a serve.
This scene between Gabby and Danielle… Sizing each other up in awkward silence, I live ☕️
#TheTraitorsUS
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Thrilled to partner with MUSIQUA to present this evening of music & poetry.
World premieres by emerging composers Ben Morris & Marco-Adrián Ramos along w/ new poetry by @jus10jay plus Marcus Karl Maroney’s Piano Trio
For more info & tickets:matchouston.org/events/2024/…
@MATCHouston
Who has a book (fiction, poetry, or memoir) coming out in late 2024 or early 2025? Also— any books coming out during that period you’re hyped about?
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im sorry but it brings me joy to imagine elon musk watching this silliness AND GETTING REALLY MAD
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When it's "In Memoriam" time and they have everyone's faces and names so small you're like
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this was THE emma stone and ryan gosling moment i have waited for all awards season #oscars
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they really went all out for i’m just ken i’m crying this is too good 😭 #Oscars
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Oh they absosutely killed that. Maybe my favorite bit of the night tbh. #Oscars





















