You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd

Joburg
Joined April 2016
Since everyone is afraid to ask this, I’ll do it If I fart in a jar and immediately close it, will the smell still be there 20 years later?
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Swimming pool and sports pictures are just an opportunity to be a whore for these ones. They never swim, sweat or play. Just bums
What’s the whole point of posting these pictures on your Instagram when you recently divorced ?
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3 billion women and you chose my ex? You’re both swamp rats
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Yes my AUD portfolio is horrendous No I won’t show you
22 September vs 25 October. The stock market has been catching serious hands.
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I don’t think my penis is small.
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I’m rich and have high standards that can’t be met by swamp rats that take pictures of burgers on the 1st date
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Someone ask AI to why it can’t formulate a working penis enlargement solution for scientists. I’m not asking it. You ask
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The Friendzone is where low self-esteem lives.
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What is this, brainless bastardized bouncing buffoon baboons for breast cancer?
The Hollard Daredevil Run 2026 is officially under way in Mbombela. In honour of Cancer Awareness Month, participants are running in purple speedos to raise awareness and funds for men’s health - specifically prostate and testicular cancer.💜
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The first chance I get to steal from tax payers or the government, I’ll take it. Just need 1 tender. And I’m not even greedy. I’m taking that R50mill and moving straight to Djibouti
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Invited this one to Protea Hotel for lunch when I was in Durban Bit of day drinking by the pool AKA way too many shots. Woke up in the hotel room with all my chargers, socks and underwear missing
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You’re a client
Ive had sex with way more people than ive kissed
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They won’t text you if you’re Shrek. I’m just reporting the news
Giving a hun your number expecting her to text you? 😭 Maybe you’re the baddie, mate.
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There’s no such thing as a retired whore. A keyboard can’t just become a stove.
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Date a nurse and drive her car
Fuel price increase 🫩please what’s the most fuel efficient car ?
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These ones would rather spread their bums than open their mouths. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you.. the Bantu mind
This!! Kissing is too intimate
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Only thing better than a whore, is a whore who does it for free. Shameless and budget friendly 💙
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They’re forever tryna prove their intellectuals “why d’you have a female helper? Why not a man?” Stfu and eat the dry steak you air-fried
If I was a man educated women would be my type
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Chinx retweeted
Then circumcise your penis my sister
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I take flu leave every 8 months. 7 days off minimum.
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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I take flu leave every 8 months. 7 days off minimum.
Can we talk about the guilt that comes with calling in sick at work? 😭
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