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Recipient of 16 Purple Hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor, 7 Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso

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My mom keeps sending my sisters and I AI slop shit on IG and we always tell her when it’s AI but she literally can’t fuckin tell. At this point I think she legitimately thinks about whether or not something is AI before sending it to us but I don’t know how to teach her to see it
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Spent the week stressed out about my finances and then got in my truck this morning to find my first parking ticket since I moved to Sacramento. Universe has a sick sense of humor
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I’ve had that Olivia Rodrigo Christmas song stuck in my head all day and I’m not afraid to admit it
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I feel a deep urge to go through Peanuts comics again now because of everything that’s happened over the past day. I just love it so much I don’t have a lot of artists I put on pedestal above others but Charles Schulz just had something so meaningful with his work.
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This strip is genuinely devastating. Like he knew it was soon and he was accepting it
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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I am in need of a beautiful distraction, like a firework or the woman that I love telling me to look at her
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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2027s cancelled
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Gonna rain all afternoon so I’m listening to Elliott Smith all day #themstherules
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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My landlord hitting me with a “we need to talk” looking message out of nowhere made my stomach drop a little (but it was just about complaints about smoking which is 100% not coming from my apartment)
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Have not gotten out of bed yet
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Fuckin hate this time of year
Leaving work early for a twilight nine gets a lot tougher after today. Plan accordingly. xitter.gq/patrickjkoenig/status/…
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Shitty week but this bumper combo my buddy sent made me smile #shotinthesack
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connor retweeted
The Only Way Out Is Through Thursday #TheOnlyWayOutIsThroughThursday
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Helped a pregnant woman move her dead car out of the road and got it started again for her on our walk #karmafarming
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This is bad
Getty Images has filed for bankruptcy amid competition from AI-generated images and mounting debt The company is restructuring to go private after a merger with Shutterstock collapsed
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Watching Reacher for the first time and I already loved it through the first two episodes but within 30 seconds of the third episode starting the hot cop gave him a Deagle and this might be the best show ever
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