@kIopptimistic

do you think I do these things for real? I do these things just so I survive.

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over 2500 miles travelled, 8 different places, 10 dates attended on the tour. over 45 hours in queues, around 7 hours of standing in the rain. and tonight’s the last night. this has the most life affirming and best experience of my life. I love you @welovepulp
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English football just finds itself in a completely ludicrous, damaging situation now. And it has been a very long time coming
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The fact that they’re even allowed to play this game is just baffling to me. Like my brain just can’t comprehend how they get away with this
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Again you have to ask: what does this mean? These players buying into a supposed siege mentality and yet they will be immediately out of the door the moment sanctions are handed down. Fans gloating about it all. Such a bad look for the Premier League.
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Sam Dean
@SamJDeanOct 11
Jugen Klopp's "heavy metal" lads would have loved an occasion like this. Imagine Mane, Fabinho and Robertson feeding off the atmosphere/build-up. Instead it's Barcola and Wirtz drifting around and shrugging their shoulders.
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Sean
@SeanDOlfcOct 11
I think you can almost say that Wirtz single-handedly took us from the title winning side to competing for top four. It meant a system change, weakened midfield and in return we get absolutely nothing but I am giving the ball away. luxury player that doesn’t bring any luxury.
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This is all very weird. Feels like when my six year old is winning a game by cheating and we’re basically all just waiting it out until we can start again
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This just isn't right. The Premier League have a huge issue the longer this farce goes on
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Josh@KloppStyleOct 11
Game completely changed after the ref wrongly sent off Gravenberch, kinda like how the game changed after the Premier League wrongly sat and watched City blatantly cheat for the best part of two decades
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Made up there Greater Manchester's Kavanagh
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It's a victory that is likely to mean absolutely nothing in a couple of months when City get their punishment for nearly a decade of cheating. What a mess the Premier League is in.
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Fucking bastards. Won’t be smiling at end of the season
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Wirtz it’s time to go
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Oh okay so Gromit is Martin Freeman
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 9
Gromit's voice has been revealed.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video promotes the audiobook of the fictional autobiography "Grand: The Autobiography of Gromit" narrated by Martin Freeman. Creator Nick Park stated: "Martin is not doing a Gromit ‘voice’ as such. He’s reading Gromit’s story as Gromit put it." variety.com/2026/film/glob… theguardian.com/film/2026/oct/… independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
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I'm sorry to tell you this, but this is theatre etiquette 101: you do not stage door for a show you haven't seen. It's not a free meet & greet!
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jess@madgekinOct 1
ross kemp every time someone interacts with him #thetraitors #celebritytraitors
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Miranda walking around the castle at any given moment #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors
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I like it when the 2 bars do that little shuffle thing and when they stop, nothings changed.
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JD@Jonny_DoddsSep 29
Me pissed at 9pm on Christmas Day trying to say I fancy a Ferrero Rocher #BBUK
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Burnham being a gobshite on this is not a shock. He has laid his groundwork with Everton. He didn't need to use his groundwork but he can't help himself.
Adam Crafton
@AdamCrafton_Sep 30
Andy Burnham there, not wanting to intervene in the process, but giving a (weird) opinion on the PL’s reliability in processes and saying what he wouldn’t like as an outcome. So not intervening by intervening.
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Bloomberg warned weeks ago that political pressure would be applied from the UK to the UAE, and it is happening in front of your eyes. This is the very definition of sportswashing and why nation states should not be allowed to own football clubs. Andy Burnham cannot interfere.
Times Sport
@TimesSportSep 30
Andy Burnham has said he would be “really concerned” to lose Manchester City’s owners as a result of the club being found guilty of more than 100 breaches of Premier League rules | ✍️ @martynziegler, @Lawton_Times, @_pauljoyce thetimes.com/sport/football/…

Andy Burnham: I don’t want to lose Manchester City owners

Plus: Pep Guardiola says he is standing behind the club more than ever while Premier League rivals want case closed before end of this season

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