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Manchester
Joined July 2011
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This lady shouted abuse at me and then crashed her own car. That’s what you might call instant karma!
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Half time show at the World Cup final. Game’s officially gone
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DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR OI OI OI UP THE FUCKIN DARTS
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Men, women and kids being shot at and this hero steps up! God bless this man!
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
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FOOTBALL IS BACK! May your lads chats be full of piss taking and FPL banter & your teams do shit so city win everything. All the best x
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It’s mad, can go to Amsterdam. Smoke weed, shag a brass. All legal. Can’t even have a wank here. Games gone. Starmers Britain is done.
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So who’s seen toms cock in the vlog?! Own up 😂 @Syndicate
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Do you sometimes look at your child and think to yourself…… Will you shut the fuck up for 5 minutes? Asking for a mate
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.@BennyCentral stay humble…..
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Sadly @CallofDuty hasn’t changed has it…..It’s not for the casuals. They want you to sweat it and level up every weapon just so you stand a chance in Verdansk. Everyone just running snipers & sat in buildings. And guess what will be sat round the corner….Hackers. All the best
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FUCKIN GET IN THE GEORDIE BOYS!!!!
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Stay humble eh @Arsenal
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This is an absolute hiding being dished out by Luke Littler 😂 #DartsWorldChampionship
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A keeper that can’t save A back four that can’t defend No centre midfield No goals FUCK OFF UNITED. COME ON CITEH 😂
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Can’t wait for the El Shittico Sunday. The quality on show from both Manchester sides will be embarrassing
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Ederson is fuckin garbage at doing his actual job of saving a fuckin shot.
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.@kylewalker2 arguably the best right back the premier leagues ever seen. But you are done at the top level. Just tell pep you don’t wanna play bro
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