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Mountains and Medicine. In the land of The Everest 🏔️. MBBS but again a NEET aspirant🥲. 🥼Bihari+Pahari. Beta-blocker abuser. #MedTwitter

Patna-Kathmandu 🇮🇳🇳🇵
Joined October 2022
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Warm tone, cool vibes.
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baahon me dhalein baahein baahein baahon ka jaise haar huaaaa
Pull-ups are already challenging on their own, but doing them with a grown up man sitting on your back is on another level of strength.
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if you’re neurodivergent in india they just take you out back and shoot you
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The audacity of politicians telling us that nobody wants socialism while they enjoy healthcare, sick days, pensions and working less than 160 days a year
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having someone in your house doing work is so awkward because suddenly you don’t know how to be a person in your own home
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too many horny tweets floating on my tl. time to start liking religious posts.
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لما تكبرين بتكتشفين إن عايلتك كلها ما فيها أحد صاحي لا أهل أمك ولا أهل أبوك
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bullshit! it’s the hardest and the harshest.
Of all the several ways you can lose a person, death is the kindest.
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only 8th pay commission can save us now in this economy.
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not possible unless he owns both the hospitals.
One of my senior completed MD Anaesthesia and works at two multispecialty hospitals. Hospital 1: 2 surgeries × ₹30,000 = ₹60,000 Hospital 2: 2 surgeries × ₹30,000 = ₹60,000 ICU consultations and procedures = ₹3,000 Total: ₹1,23,000/day | ₹31,98,000/month (26 days).
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jerk off all trades masturbate none
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The orgasm you get after a good hike is climbmax.
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ما اقرف الطب بتضلك تدرس نفس الشغلة مليون مره وكل مره بترجعلها كانك اول مره بتدرسها وهيك السايكل ماشيه
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manifesting opening of a couple of data centres under my blanket this coming winter.
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Going to the doctor feels like I'm defending my symptoms in a court of law
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so whenever schizophrenic assholes get laid it’s at least a threesome.
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Yes, FMGs also get University exam papers delivered to their doorstep.
I had a friend who was a FMGE, He used to tell his experience. They used to chill whole day, no classes, no attendance, no patients, visited many countries, didn't even open books throughout the year, table chair passed university exams. Only time he studied was for FMGE.
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🚨 IIT Kharagpur becomes the 1st IIT to introduce PG medical courses.
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giving myself a 500 calories reward for burning 100 calories
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he said alvidia
BREAKING: NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang resigns
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