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Joined December 2013
why was i mewing
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Dune trailer day
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*so horny it hurts* can you juggle?
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(seeing people walking around) huh, women must’ve given birth to all these guys a number of years back
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woke ended after 2022💔
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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women love it when i sleep face down in their bed like a guy who got shot in the street
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Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Timelapse of Monday evening’s moonrise over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge. #MDwx
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First and last poster for Timothée Chalamet as Paul Atreides in the ‘Dune’ franchise.
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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The Ravens to Marlon Humphrey: “Marlon we need you today to cover the Bengals’ receivers!” Marlon Humphrey:
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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I’m ngl, I’m starting to think Lamar the best player to ever touch a football. No other player in the history of this league could ever carry this team the way Lamar has these last 9 years.
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Kyle Hamilton and Zay Flowers
ZAY MFING FLOWERS
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Replying to @katttesquad
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when stephen a smith said charlie kirk instead of christian kirk
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if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned
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I quote this video way too often
I wholeheartedly believe that this is a top 5 video on the internet
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I love Lamar lol.
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the good news is you’ve perfectly articulated how you feel. the bad news is it isn’t funny or interesting and has no artistic merit whatsoever
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