i like to say "have a great day, enjoy your meal" to customers after serving them so that way they feel like a total dumbdumb when they say "you too"
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i’m actually in tears bro i’ve never seen someone hate a character so much that they get a plush of him and CRUCIFY HIM while Hatsune Miku watches
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oomf has me on call with them while they’re at work and it feels like this while i’m trying to speak while they’re talking to a customer
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How it feels getting to the braindance section in every playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077
i was wondering why ive been so anxious about what my coworkers think of me and why i think they all hate me and are uncomfortable from me and then i realized "OH FUCKING CRAP IVE BEEN FORGETTING TO TAKE MY ANXIETY MEDICATION"
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/ not enough people hate johnny silverhand ( the real one, not the relic. ) he was a piece of shit.
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i find it funny how without fail sans can bit you into moving straight into the blasters on your first playthrough. its just so genius
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At work today a rush of customers came in just as my coworkers were about to clock out, and when they asked if I wanted them to stay longer I said no.
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the enormous gap in their adolescent/teenaged experiences JFKANDJD IM GONNA FROW UP






























