TheMainChei

Breaking news: @Investec Property Fund have a JV with God to build the third temple in Jerusalem.

Zuma has 6 wives, not sure why okes are waiting for him to come out

Would appreciate if @SAPoliceService uses teargas at today's protest: I'm planning an epic "cry the beloved country" Facebook post

Protest predrinks at me tomorrow morning, inbox for details

Did anyone else feel the ground shaking underneath them? Do you have anything to do with this @MuhammedDesai ?

The difference between a shwet night and a shweet night is just one E

Always wondered how everyone on Clifton 3rd is ripped, but then again, If I was smashing an oke, I would also want to be bigger than him

A good leader leads by example. I've always wanted a mansion with a garage full of expensive cars. That's why I'll be voting ANC today

The line I shnarfed last night is #LongerThanOscarsSentence

Dropping the soap in prison has never been clean, but now it's about to get Messi

Only 6 more years until the release of the new S.A. best seller "Long Hobble to Freedom" #OscarPistorius

Gazza went on the Ohrsom tour. He started off looking for wifi, now he's looking for a wife

If the English Team would retire and be taxi drivers, the Icelandic team would move to England and be Uber drivers

Dazza pulled out of a European Union on Contiki and said it was the best decision he ever made

Seeing so many chicks still upset about #Harambee has inspired me to stop waxing

#CheiOfTheMonth is @noah_trad for offering a chick MD after school

Thanks to @durex for another quiet Father's Day

Jedd was always the designated driver. Then @Uber came along and now Jedd is the Uber driver

Howzit @MuhammedDesai it's me again. Saw you working out today. If you're going to do suicides don't forget a vest