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Washington, DC
Joined May 2010
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I lost my job yesterday. Rent was due. No backup plan. Then I remembered I still had Claude. Asked it: “Analyze every top Polymarket wallet from the last 90 days and build me something” $25 → $4,237 in one night. It scanned 10,000 wallets. Cross-referenced win rates, sizing, timing. Found 7 traders whose edge wasn’t luck. Then built an autonomous agent. Not a script. Not an if-then bot. An agent that reads live news, maps it to markets, detects mispricing, and exploits arbitrage across outcomes. Sizes every position using Kelly. I deployed it at 11:47PM. Closed the laptop. Woke up to: $25 → $4,237 94 trades while I slept. No input. No hesitation. No second-guessing. That’s the game. Information asymmetry at machine speed. Wall Street pays millions for this. I pay $20/month. You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day. Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'AutoPilot' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @techluisenzo (so i can DM you)
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Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Don't stop talking about the Epstein files.
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Repeat after me: Trump is a convicted felon. Trump is a pedophile. Trump is a war criminal. The time to impeach is NOW!
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Sesko you can shag my wife
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lol. Madness coming
🔴 Trump considers new national security tariffs following Supreme Court ruling - WSJ New US levies on six industries would be issued separately from a new global 15% levy New US tariffs could cover industries including large-scale batteries, cast iron and iron fittings, plastic piping, and industrial chemicals
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When Gavin Newsom is elected President in 2028: Donald Trump is going to prison. Kristi Noem is going to prison. Pam Bondi is going to prison. Elon Musk is going to prison. Tulsi Gabbard is going to prison. Pete Hegseth is going to prison. Kash Patel is going to prison.
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Trump is the WORST! Who agrees? 🖐️ (I am super sick and shadow banned so I’ll see you on Tuesday at 7:00 PM Eastern!) Drop a GIF or Meme if you are seeing this.
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Tech with Ked 🇳🇵 🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @unusual_whales
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Replying to @unusual_whales
Hahaha, not fixed at my grocery store or gas station, not even close liar
🤖 Made with AI
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"जनसंहार" भविष्य पटक्कै नभएकाहरुले गरेको नेपाली भविष्यको जनसंहार। अक्षम्य!
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This is how Musk and oligarchs work: Get billions in subsidies from the federal government. Pay little or nothing in taxes. Complain about waste and fraud. Then cut federal programs that working families need. This is why we need a political revolution in this country.
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🚨💣 Benjamin Šeško has reached total agreement with Manchester United on personal terms. Contract until June 2030. Šeško wants to join United, clear feeling revealed yesterday here. Never gave similar indication to other clubs. 🔛 Club to club talks with RB Leipzig continue.
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Success is uncertain, but entertainment is guaranteed! ✨
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घूमौ भरतपुर🙏 #VisitBharatpur2024
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🚨 Joshua Zirkzee will not join AC Milan. [@SemeraroNick] #mufc – at Paisley, Scotland
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I LOVE THIS GAME! ❤️
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एक मध्यम वर्गीय परिवारको एउटा छोरोले SEE को परीक्षामा ९०% अंक प्राप्त गर्‍यो । बुबाले मार्कशीट हेरेर खुशी हुँदै आफ्नी श्रीमतीलाई भने - खीर बनाउ आज ! स्कूलको परीक्षामा तिम्रो प्यारो छोराले ९०% ल्याएको छ । आमा भान्सा कोठाबाट दौडँदै आइन र खुशी हुँदै भनिन - खै मलाई पनि देखाउनुस न ! म पनि मेरो छोराको रिजल्ट हेरौं । यसै बिच छोराको मुखबाट फ्याट्ट निस्कियो - बुबा यीनलाई रिजल्ट कहाँ देखाउँदै हुनुहुन्छ ? के यिनले यो पढ़न सक्छिन् ? यिनी त अनपढ़ हुन । अश्रु पूर्ण आँखालाई सारिको एक फेरोले पुछ्दै आमा खीर बनाउन भान्साकोठा गईंन । यो सबै बुबाले हेरेर भने - हो छोरा, तैले एकदमै सही भनिस् । तेरि आमा अनपढ़ छे । जब हाम्रो बिहे भएको तीन महिना भित्र नै तेरी आमा गर्भवती भएकी थिइ, मैंले सोचे - बिबाहपछि कहीँ घुम्न गएका थिएनौ । एक अर्कालाई राम्रोसँग चिनेका पनि थिएनौ । हिँड, यस पटक एबर्शन गरेर पछि जन्माउँला बच्चा ! तर तेरी आमाले जोड़ दिएर भनिन - घुम्न डुल्न र एक अर्कालाई बुझ्न यो सब बिस्तारै दिनबितेसंगै क्रमसँग हुँदै जान्छ । त्यसपछि तेरो जन्म भयो । ऊ अनपढ थिई । जब तँ गर्भमा थिस, उसलाई दूध एकदमै मन पर्दैनथ्यो । उसले तँलाई स्वस्थ बनाउनको लागी नौ महीनासम्म दूध पिउथी किनकी तेरी आमा अनपढ थिइ । तँलाई बिहान ७:०० बजे स्कूल जानु पर्थ्यों । त्यसैले बिहान ५:०० बजे उठेर तँलाई मनपर्ने नास्ता र टिफिन बनाउँथी, किनकी ऊ अनपढ़ थिई । जब तँ रातमा पढ़दा-पढ़दै निदाउथिस्, ऊ आएर तेरो कापी किताब झोलामा राखीदिएर तँलाई ओछ्यानमा सुताउँथी र त्यसपछि सुत्थी । रातमा बारम्बार उठेर तँलाई सिरक ओढाउँथी, किनकी ऊ अनपढ़ थिई । सानै देखि तँ धेरै समय बिमार रहन्थिस् त्यतिबेला ऊ रात भर जागेर पनि बिहान चाँडै उठ्थी र काममा लाग्थी किनकी छोरा ऊ अनपढ़ थिई । तेरो लागी ब्रान्डेड कपडा ल्याउनको लागी मेरो पछि पर्थी र स्वयं वर्षभरि एउटै नै साडीमा रहन्थी किनकी ऊ अनपढ़ थिई । छोरो जो तेरो नजरमा पढे लेखेका मान्छेहरू छन, उनीहरू सबभन्दा पहिला आफ्नो स्वार्थ र मतलब हेर्छन् । तर तेरी आमाले आज सम्म कहिल्यै हेरिनन्, किनकी ऊ अनपढ हो । उसले खाना बनाएर र हामीलाई पस्किएर दिएपछि कहिलेकाहीँ आफैले खान नै बिर्सन्थी, त्यसैले म गर्वको साथ भन्छु - तेरी आमा अनपढ हो । यो सब बुबाको मुखबाट सुनेर छोरो रुँदै आफ्नै आमालाई अँगालो हाल्दै भन्छ - आमा मैले त कागजमा ९०% अंक ल्याको हो । तर तपाई मेरो जीवनलाई १००% बनाउने वालि पहिलो शिक्षक हुनुहुन्छ । आमा म आज पनि अशिक्षित छु र तपाईंसंग पीएचडी भन्दा पनि उच्च डिग्री छ किनकी आज मैले आफ्नी आमा भित्र लुकेको डाक्टर, शिक्षक, बेस्ट कुक यी सबैको दर्शन गरेँ । मलाई माफ गर्नुहोस् आमा ।
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WEST ASIAN FOOTBALL FEDERATION #WAFF_Championship अन्तरगत सिरिया बिरूद्धको खेलमा नेपालकी अनिता बस्नेतले कर्नरबाट गरेको विश्वस्तरीय गोल। #proud #Nepal #NepaliFootball
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