IG: keepitchrissy housewives & random correct hot takes

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oh you fancy huh?
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Literally laughed out loud when I heard “he wanna freak, p*ssy pink — breast cancer!” for the first time 💀
I lowkey miss when the city girls were together cause they would say the most absurd and ridiculous stuff over a fire ass beat. It was FUN. Everything is so serious now
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That’s because most men don’t travel. If you see a man traveling it’s either for work or he has a woman with him and she’s planned it. Y’all don’t have real hobbies and aren’t too curious about the world around you. Not to mention, you don’t have the funds to do so.
Are yall #noticing who is the primary advocate of going on solo vacations in a relationship Cause I am
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Chrissy retweeted
That would be correct.
Yall being scared of molly at your big ages lmao
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Ok but they sounded so good
nothing from the glee reboot will come close to this
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Chrissy retweeted
sue sylvester…walk with me
so what songs do y’all think they’re gonna cover in the glee reboot😭😭😭😭
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put Nene back on glee . someone needs to keep Lea in check
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Yall arguing with codependent, bill splitters about solo vacations. Choose peace every day.
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There’s gonna be a trans boy on the swim team and he’s gonna have his period in the pool and then sing shark in the water.
🚨 A ‘GLEE’ revival has been officially ordered at Disney+ and Hulu. No cast members are currently announced to return.
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Kurt and Blaine:
The Glee Afrobeats episode is imminent.
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if you weren't in the glee trenches between 2009 and 2015, if you didn't stick around for the god awful season 6, then I don't need to hear about your opinions on the glee reboot
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Chrissy retweeted
it was both
by the way people talk about glee, it was either the greatest show ever made in all of humanity's existence or something pulled straight from the deepest pits of hell
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thinking of these two a lot today❤️
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YOU HAD TO BE THERE
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Glee was bigger than the Beetles in it’s prime and that’s not an exaggeration
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glee worked because it was during the obama era
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liking both support & hate tweets about the glee reboot
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the thing you have to keep in mind about glee is that it was simultaneously offensive af and also the most progressive show on television at the time
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The Glee Afrobeats episode is imminent.
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Chrissy retweeted
Currently gleeking out!
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A 2026 version of Glee would actually fry me what are we gonna do when they cover Janice Stfu
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