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Finance practitioner Liverpool Fc fan/Avid FPL manager 🎮 Efootball player

Kenya
Joined February 2018
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This money needs to come quicker, mama is getting old.
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Jana nilipatana na course mate wangu akikula pineapple nikamuuliza "ndio unaosha ofisi ?" akaniuliza what I mean by saying that. Enyewe twitter lingo ni ya twitter pekee yake
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How Messi retired from international football 🙌😂
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Replying to @ESPNUK
Any one calling nation’s league a major trophy, must be arrested .
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I’ve never seen a real Somali Nationalist. I mean like a Somali who lives in Somalia, loves the Country and is Proud of what they have built as a people. The only proud Somalis live in USA, Europe, Australia, South Africa or Kenya. They are the ones who post greater Somalia maps.
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Say "Museveni is an idiot" right now and let's see if you'll ever tweet again. 😅😅
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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Nigerians are very aggressive people towards other Africans but they can't use that same energy to riot and put their govt in place. I don't understand Same with Somalis. They talk too much about us nywele ngumus but going back to their country is where they draw the line.
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He just ended a friendship in less than 30 seconds
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this generation has the proudest sluts i've ever seen
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Sturridge is spot on here But Iraola’s tactics will take it’s time to come through, we can’t be expecting vertical ball, man to man, wing overload, high press all this to come through so soon. Rome will start to take shape January onwards 👊🏻
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Kenyans literally ignored Ebola until it decided to walk away? Nonchalant voters for sure.
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🚨🎙️Clarence Seedorf: “If Messi can shoot himself but there’s another player in a better position to score, he would choose to pass. That, for me, is genius”
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Chudai za kenya zinakuanga top notch with many likes , a lot of views , a few reposts and zero comments. Mnajua kucheza safe majamaa🤣
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Nimeambiwa ni report kazi Monday. Your son is grateful my Creator.🥹
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Sell ass if you want to sell ass ,But don’t call us lame niggas cause we’re not buying
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The moment Frankie Cooper knew Harry was really a different animal in Mobland.
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Mungu Baba win moja kama hio ya Harry Kane
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Look at the age of the women that are frustrated by Mercy Masika's masterclass, you will notice something.
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First date question: Uko na Certificate ya "Becoming a Wife, Masterclass?" Hapana, hata sikudh.... Boy child:
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178 years have passed since the first wave of feminism started yet being a slut is still the busiest road to financial stability for most women. – at Nairobi, Kenya
One needs like 4 boyfriends in this economy
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Finally, an actual pundit calling it exactly how it is.
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