Keith Allen West

Father’s Day Weekend at Placitas RanchFest® Trade the necktie for elk, bison, live music, ranch tours, and family memories. Celebrate Dad at Placitas RanchFest® this Saturday, June 20.. Tickets available now. 🎟️ tickets.ranchfestnm.com

🦬 Bottle time is becoming a favorite part of the day. This little bison calf is getting stronger, bolder, and a whole lot hungrier. Come meet the babies, take a ranch tour, enjoy live music, food, shopping, and experience RanchFest. 🎟️ tickets.ranchfestnm.com

🦬 Baby bison. 🦌 Elk tours. 🎶 Live music. 🛍️ 60 local vendors. 🍔 Bison burgers. Placitas RanchFest® is coming to Elk Ridge Ranch on June 20 for a one-of-a-kind New Mexico ranch experience. This isn’t ranch-themed. It’s a real ranch. 🎟️ Tickets: tickets.ranchfestnm.com

👽🦬 FIRST CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE. At approximately 8:14 AM, a young bison approached the human enclosure, initiated peaceful relations, and permitted a ceremonial nose boop.

BREAKING: The bison have begun CrossFit training for Placitas RanchFest®. Today’s workout: tire flips, explosive zoomies, and judging everyone from across the pasture. Festival prep is getting serious out here. 🦬🏋️‍♂️ 🎟️ RanchFestNM.com #PlacitasRanchFest #RanchFest

Placitas has a RanchFest in it.

Don’t fall for a “RanchFest” without a ranch. Placitas RanchFest™ happens on an actual working ranch in Placitas, New Mexico — with elk, bison, ranch tours, live music, New Mexico vendors, and open skies. June 20, 2026
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After years of wondering why he wasn’t cast as the rugged straight male lead in action films, 54-year-old gay actor Keith Allen West revealed Monday that he finally discovered the culprit: Excedrin Migraine.

LOS ANGELES, CA — Citing his “unprecedented influence in the boardroom,” 54-year-old actor and proud shareholder Keith Allen West announced Monday that his ownership of exactly one (1) share of Disney stock was the decisive factor in getting late-night host Jimmy Kimmel back on.

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