Pop culture + Politics. Elder millennial. Cyclone. Old Swiftie. Artsy. Meme curator. Depression + ADHD Club. A bit sweary. Midwest AF.
Ames, IA
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Right then. I’ll probably go down with the ship out of stubbornness but I’ve been trying to find a life raft so:
I have unlocked skies of blue, same name:
☀️kelalea
If you're looking for me on 🧵, someone else has my handle, so I had to add... [sigh] punctuation:
🧵kel.a.lea
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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This Olympics had everything. Simone Biles. Andy Murray. A woman called Raygun who taught us all how to dance. Horsey Dancing. The French. JK Rowling getting sued. An opening ceremony that people called Satanic. Horsey Dancing again. Covid. A pole vaulter with a massive penis.
I have come to learn about Raygun, the Australian breakdancer, and my very first thought upon it is that the good people at @raygunshirts may not have survived the avalanche of possibilities. Their brains must have exploded like the Death Star.
Also, hi, 61-0, a record 8 medals, something no team has ever done in the Olympics, ever. Beautiful. 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇
#WBB #TeamUSA #OlympicGamesParis2024
Woke up in time to watch the last 59 seconds of a very close gold medal women’s basketball game and if this is the only Olympics I watched live this year, I’m happy. Waiting for the medal ceremony now. 😭
#WBB #TeamUSA #OlympicGamesParis2024
Snuck a #DeadpoolAndWolverine showing in my crazy-full weekend because I wanted to get in before I got hit with spoilers online.
It was a fucking TRIP and I recommend seeing it as soon as possible because I was unprepared in the best way and I want that for everyone.
As someone who has been around since the dawn of the modern superhero movie…
@vancityreynolds (+ @RealHughJackman) you’ve truly outside yourself on this one.
Fucking legendary.
Tortured Millennial Dept retweeted
AI eliminates the human experience which is quite literally what we connect with in art. Why the heck do we want some weird robot-generated content when there are living breathing people with skills and things to say about the world
Tortured Millennial Dept retweeted
when are companies going to realize that consumers consider AI tacky. it’s not cute it’s not cool hire real artists to do the work they’ve been doing for centuries!
Hey @taylorswift13 now would be a good time to remind people to register to vote again
Tortured Millennial Dept retweeted
surprised people haven’t started theories that Florida!!! is a carole baskin reference yet
