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Long ago founder of @TheMusicSlut and @AftertheJump w/ a penchant for art history, literature, tv, animal rescue, and doing good.

New York, NY
Joined March 2007
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Imagine being 34 and being elected as mayor of New York City. Not only that, the first Islamic mayor of New York City. The greatest city in the world. Fuck, yes. #zohranfornyc
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Where is @strikeforcefive? We need you more than ever.
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I’m not lazy. I’m motivationally challenged.
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Mr. Coy is 33. He's been living in Bay Ridge for 8 years. Emigrated from Guatemala looking to build a better life. On Monday, while making deliveries, he was hit by a deranged U-Haul driver. Doc says he won't able to walk again for 7 months. Can you help? gofund.me/1919ec3d
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Is it, @netflix? IS IT?
Replying to @netflix
Love is sharing a password.
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The battered fry truck was given numerous citations 🍟
ROUGH COMMUTE 🍟 Truck carrying 42,000 pounds of French fries slams into Hutchinson River Parkway overpass. #fries #hutch bityl.co/Gx1U
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This Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton medley is one of the greatest performances of all time. 😭 xitter.gq/nbc/status/16094406585…
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Have you ever found yourself saying, "I shouldn't buy that. When would I have an excuse to wear it?" Take it from moi: Buy it and wear it whenever and wherever you want! Who needs an excuse to look fabulous?!
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👏 give 👏 lizzo 👏 more 👏 haunted 👏 artifacts
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#DoomPatrol is an incredible, crazy, piece of art and one of my favorite shows on tv right now. @warnerbros can suck it. #brendanfraser4ever
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Blink and you'll miss it, but @kellas and I were on tv!
JEFF 🐿 MCNEIL WITH A SOLO SHOT TO DEAD CENTER! 410 FEET! NO. 7️⃣ ON THE YEAR FOR JEFF! #LGM
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Fostering the cutest pup right now! She’s full of snuggles, 1 yr old, completely healthy, and gentle. She would love a home with a yard as she is curious and high energy. Great with dogs and mult ppl. Med size at 30 lbs. DM me!
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That was, without a doubt, in the top 10 best #halftime Super Bowl shows I’ve ever seen. 👏
This is adorable
Wow Jason Bateman really loves this sweatshirt. #TBT @BatemanJason
🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Amidst all the serious business at #COP26 today, I’m pleased to also report that @AOC now has a supply of Irn Bru
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Zuckerburg read Ready Player One and thought it was a manual. #Metaverse
In case you haven’t heard: Rolling Stone reported that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Madison Cawthorn + others were in regular contact with January 6th Protest organizers. Please retweet this far and wide to spread awareness.
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Once again, Piggy speaks my truth.
Remember that a diva must NEVER be called lazy! Instead of calling it a "lazy Sunday," moi recommends a "lovely Sunday spent reconnecting with old friends" – even if those old friends are on TV.
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HOW IT STARTED VS HOW IT’S GOING #EUROVISION #OPENUP #ITA
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the uk watching eurovision: #eurovision
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