Kelly Anelons

“Hi. I need a lipstick for my mom.” Ulta: Sure. What color does she like? “No you misunderstand. The lipstick goes on my face so my mom looks at it and assumes I have my shit together.” Ulta: Oh honey, I got you. This shade’s called Lady Danger. “I’LL TAKE IT.”

We're celebrating a little good news. Big thank you to our draft readers aka the Typo Titans and of course, Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Festival. And thank you, @FilmFreeway for the fun dashboard announcement. :) #screenwriting

You too, MacMaster!

Go to your room, Brad!

On my flight to London, passengers & crew worked together to SOLVE AN IN-FLIGHT MYSTERY…whose freaking phone was blasting classical music. And not the good kind but that baroque stuff that precedes an attack by a demon-possessed babydoll. I’m full-on Jessica Fletcher now.

Congratulations, Brad!! Looking forward to seeing it.

GUYS GUYS GUYS. We’re going to Ireland! Prepare for me to be INSUFFERABLE. Ex: saying words like insufferable. You’ve been warned. Thanks to everyone who read drafts for us and told us to keep going even after the cookies ran out! #screenwriting #scriptchat

Crying into a bag of Oreos and writing my memoirs the way my parents always feared

How much emotional pressure does the human body need to endure before it turns into a diamond?

They said “clean out your email to lessen your anxiety.” Results: Very important emails deleted: 1 Outdated emails answered: 1 Draft accidentally sent: 1 Yay productivity.😵‍💫 #writing

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. I was on a plane when they paged for a doctor. Shout out to the @JetBlue 888 crew and the doctor who stood almost the whole 5hrs caring for the very ill passenger. I hope the passenger, the crew, and the doctor all get a much needed rest.

Hello! It’s a tepid 400°F here in L.A. Dogs are wearing heat-resistant booties. All the coffees are iced. Traffic is extra cranky. Found a shady spot to write pages & prep for our general mtg tomorrow. Please…I beg the gods of 1st look deals…let the cafe be air conditioned!

Re: Hollywood general meetings… Ask me to snag you a napkin while we’re on line in a coffee shop, I’ll give you napkins PLUS a concise, hilarious rundown of who I am AND what I’m doing today. In a general mtg? I forget my own name for the first 90 seconds. #writerslife

Whenever I’m waiting for big news like a comp announcement, I always have an awesome cookie ready. If I don't win….I still get a treat! You can tell by my face that I fully expected to just eat my consolation cookie. 😳 But we won!

We had a great planning session with @Stage32Scripts! What a blast to talk about our scripts and set new goals. Up next…meeting with execs and reps in LA.

If I ever go back to a high school reunion, I’m just gonna wear this graphic as my Hello My Name Is…. #scriptchat #writer

We took out our clothes dryer to replace it, except the new one isn’t coming until next week and now there’s a deep, dark hole in our wall…so anyway, does anyone want to interview me for a horror movie about a woman who finds a Hell portal behind her clothes dryer?

THIS IS AWESOME! We wrote a crazy heartfelt comedy about sex and friendship after 50 and now here we are. Thank you, Stage 32 judges! #writerscommunity @The_Grey_List

Our female-led, sex positive comedy feature BEST LAID PLANS is a finalist in @Stage32 Grown Up Movies comp! Wait, do we have to act like grownups now?

Time to join work conference... *opens FB* FB: Enter the code we sent your Gmail. Gmail: Enter the code we sent your old email. Old email: What code? Did you know you have 2 spam folders? Yuh I put it into the super secret spam folder. Sorry not sorry. *PRIMAL SCREAM*