@kelpieTH

@phoebiep_ 's cowriter | phoebe was here | manager of @phoebiep_ | CEO of WOKE | #1 horse fan

 yorkshire 🤍🌹
paypal.me/niamhisgone
Joined January 2017
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yer da goes to cex for porn
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TWS | Masto D. on@MastodonFG7h
2026 ain't over yet!! There's still one more show to put on, and yours truly has a seat in the commentary booth See you all there!
Headstomper@Headstomper16h
Mic check, mic check, testing, testing!🎙️ Now Introducing the wonderful voices you'll hear on the streams of Headstomper 2026! Watch them live on these links from November 6th through 8th! 🔥👇
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❤︎⁠@hackerchick10h
Digger Rockwell has been named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Halloween is approaching🎃 Are you excited?
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damn it's crazy how ass these look compared to tokon icl
MARVEL Tōkon: Fighting Souls
@MARVELTokon12h
Dominate the battlefield in style! Iron Man and Storm's iconic looks from #MARVELTokon: Fighting Souls are coming to @MarvelRivals! Available on October 29 at 7 PM PT 🗓️ Mark your calendars!
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I think rivals looks fine for the most part, these just don't look good at all to me, whereas I love their designs in game in tokon
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twitter has been getting boring recently, it's all just the same copypasta jokes which gets so boring. it'd be better if we all tweeted about like... a gorilla? he could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon and a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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every tiny thing they reveal confirms more of the leak from last year. this is so funny I'm so excited
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 24
New teaser for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. In theaters on December 18.
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real talk, testaments current state does make me sad. crow being minus feels so uncomfortable and awkward to use, their combos feel like you're fighting against your own moves to make it work, and their pressure is basically just neutral but you're in the corner
WOKE | kelpie 🏳️‍⚧️@kelpieTHOct 21
played testament for the first time since 2.0
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like even this, which was a buff, clearly isn't well thought out and is just to plaster over the glaring flaws they've introduced. my launch too high my steak too juicy but also my combo too scaled and my character too dogshit
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it's sad to see a character who used to be so cool be reduced to this, but I think for headstomper I'm going to try and make them work. I miss them a lot though
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vey3st@vey3st9 Apr 2024
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played testament for the first time since 2.0
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Kenno@Kenno_RJOct 20
you ever cook a meal then get hard cause its that good and you cooked it?
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oh okay sure
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UBC | tomi 🔜 Dialled In 📞@clutchtomiOct 17
garfield justin wong: yo that’s Odie
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Trust Fund Terry
@trustfundterryOct 16
Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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Sure thing, here's your Xeet: Steam really are trying to win back lost reputation after Epic Games Store SMOKED them. This isn't just damage control, it's Steam BEGGING you to come back after their competition beat them Everyone knows Steam is dead — Epic Games is the future
Wario64
@Wario64Oct 15
Valve: Steam Achievement Sets Now in Beta steamcommunity.com/games/593…
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lots of people here taking this human written tweet was too seriously please I was just gigglebaiting I hate ai
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what
Digger
@diggerthemovieSep 24
Strikin’ gold, like only DIGGER could. DIGGER is now on @Fortnite! 🪏 The Pit (4590-4493-7113) 🪏 Winter Rockets vs Cars (0105-1573-8859) #DiggerMovie - Only in theaters October 2. Tickets on sale now: fandan.co/Digger
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