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• 27 | she/they | purple enjoyer • i have autism and my special interest is your mum. i also draw sometimes.

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Joined March 2015
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Louis Guiabern is such an insanely good antagonist. One of the absolute greats. Had an incredible presence throughout the entire game. I don't care if it's through a Royal-esque re-release, DLC, or a Musou game; I hope he's a playable character at some point...
“You cannot change the world without power.” Take on formidable opponents in Metaphor: ReFantazio, now available on Nintendo Switch 2! AWAKEN: atlus.link/Metaphor-NSW2
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woww i can post the eevees together now
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Sleep deprivation is classified as literal torture until it's applied to a mother taking care of a baby, then it's just expected. There's not enough adequate support for 6 weeks, let alone 6 years.
Society tells us postpartum lasts 6 weeks. Science shows it transforms a woman's brain for up to 6 years.
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The fact that Ocarina of Time Remake ends on this final shot of the tapestry is one of the most inspired creative decisions I’ve seen made in a game The tapestry represents the foundation and bones of the original game, and how this remake is just one retelling of that legend
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maybe my hottest take is that getting turned on by watching a sex scene, gay, straight, lesbian, whatever, is normal and neutral and not something to demonize unless someone is being overtly disrespectful. we're too afraid of our own arousal for our own good
The “sexualized for the male gaze because men think lesbian sex is hot” take falls on the floor for me bc like.. Don’t you think lesbians think lesbian sex is hot too ? Ultimately there’s no way to make a sex scene not sexualized. Anyone who thinks it’s hot is gonna think that
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sorry but she’s actively taking the piss out of her fanbase now because what do you mean a fifty dollar rock plush
she has lost her damn mind
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i think covid genuinely did something irreversible to people's brains on here when it comes to discussing anything
Normies would call this crazy but if you seriously enjoy the Ocarina of Time remake and/or see no problems with it, there is a limit to the level of kinship I can have with you. Not much difference from whether you got the COVID vax, your philosophical leanings, etc.
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We ain't calling them baby killers for shits and giggles.
Baby dies of hypothermia, as Israeli attacks across Gaza surge
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“men cannot be the subject of nudes” is not a feminist position.
i hate when people paint dicks as art, dicks are just disgusting to look at no matter how abstract or pretty you make it like
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This feels so dystopian
GTA V vs. GTA VI: the most downloaded apps.
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october archive
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I gotta be that person. I love when a celebrity responds to a nasty tweet or some bullshit and that person gets jumped because I genuinely do NOT believe in this whole “they have a platform it’s not fair I’m just a kid on an account” bc yall say INSANELY vile shit no problem
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Unfortunately your body knows what your mind is repressing. You actually have to feel the feeling to have it pass
not a fan of the emotion where you genuinely don't give a fuck but you're still physically sick with anxiety
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one of the rawest lines of dialogue in this franchise
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post stormblood into shadowbringers followed up by endwalker was a generational run nothing will ever come close to that
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WDYM THERE CLOSING TICKETS THAT MENTION THIS ISSUE EXCUSE ME
The NO CODE issue with physical GTA 6 copies isn't limited to PlayStation, Xbox users are now reporting the same problem. Rockstar is reportedly closing tickets that mention this issue.
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Little hero, you are so brave
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To prevent this, maybe they can put the contents of the game on some sort of compact disc inside the case
Fans claim a new trick can reveal the GTA 6 download code without opening the physical box. By shining a flashlight through the plastic at an angle, they say the text inside becomes visible.
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OOT is literally the grandpa of modern games I’m glad this game came out to remind yall
I KNEW I WAS NOT TRIPPING 😭😭
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Deleting it like it's malware
What's one Al habit beginners should build early on?
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