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either in my room sewing or on the road tweeting

Denton, TX
Joined June 2020
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I’m a fomosexual
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if you are ever in texas, check out recycled books, they donated 12 water trucks to our ongoing campaigns in Gaza and the first one arrived today in Khan Younis, with about 6,610 liters of water
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so lucky to have had this awesome experience with the dan to my phil @kelsothatfrog :,) thank you for being collaboratively gay enough to make these matching vests! so happy we did this for our 14 year old selves #hardlaunchtour #hldallas
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I’m the same age now as these nerds were when I started watching them💛 very glad they’re still around and better than ever also NO anxiety blackouts lfg!!!!!! #hardlaunchtour #hldtx
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IM MEETING THE TWINK TOWERS
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WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT✨🕺
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planning a very stupid sewing project for tonight
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i’m sorry he is implying that they’re going to name this baby taylor lautner
Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner are expecting their first child together: “What’s better than two Taylor Lautners?🤍”
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they dont let me train the new employees because i turn them evil and gay
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stoked for my 2 days happening 2 weeks from now
Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days
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if u make bad bunny cry I’m gonna damn well cry!!
the way everyone FLEW out their seats but him oh bad bunny you are highly favored
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anxious asthmatic retweeted
I have a faint feeling that we are on the verge of Muppet resurgence. there’s just something in the air
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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
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talking 2 ppl is so embarrassing i cant stop being weird. they used to make me be the dog when we'd play House at recess
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rhett and link gone wild??? @Mythical @findingmysanity @rhettmc @LinkNeal
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old kels would not be able to comprehend that video
this is the version of me who watched the video today
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teaching my child about the good word
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my therapist was late to our first appointment I think we will get along quite well
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