kendrah

people who named all the apples: "what about this one?" "well it's dark red and tastes terrible." "ok cool let's call it Red Delicious."

After I read a book I genuinely enjoy, I like to gaslight myself by reading all the 1-star reviews on Goodreads

morning affirmations

leaving a review is so embarrassing like what if someone I know sees it

a cute thing about my relationship with my mom is that we text each other every time we see an angel number

so true girly, men in the workforce have it so hard. I cannot fathom how awful and scary it is to work with a woman. just nauseating :/

If you make a Cobb salad and then add corn, you can call it Corn in the Cobb

Taylor pls no 🥲🥲🥲🥲

crazy how French onion soup is just some broth and hella onions

Really craving a $20 loaded strawberry cheesecake brownie bowl from Facebook marketplace this morning!

why does a single Pilates class cost $32

very cute that we name hurricanes like they’re people

my favorite part about hockey is when a player has to go into timeout

Another heartfelt text from mom

my phone should have a setting where I can tell it to chill out about my audio exposure limit bc my AirPods are 4 years old and have earwax in them

people who actually know the answers to crossword puzzles: how did you become so smart?

idea: lawn mowers that are quiet