The 10.18 Queen⚖️🇧🇸💍

When a man came up to me and my friend in his car and asked "wheres your parents? wanna see something cool?" And i didnt realize i was being abducted for five blocks. In his trailer. And when i told my friend we had to leave he said "no dumbass ur gonna miss his cool thing"

I’m fine, I’m fine actually… Barely even hurt myself mate 😩🤣

last night at the club a girl was twerking on the floor and a half eaten subway sandwich fell out her pants, and then this random dude picked it up and threw it at the ceiling and it hit the fan and went everywhere

🚨 ANOTHER PLANE ✈️ FALLS FROM THE SKY IN FLORIDA ☀️ Fort Myers, FL - A small plane does an emergency landing on a highway, luckily no injuries reported 🙏 Wha The Florida is going on with all these planes 🤷‍♂️

This one almost did me in

Got promoted to a new department but now lunch is half hour. What. Am. I. Gonna. Do. With. That.

Mary: “All you care about is yourself. What happened to your husband? What happened to your child?” Angie: “What happened to your husband? What happened to your child?” 😳 Ok Angie is wrong for that #RHOSLC

bf stopped replying to my messages and i jokingly said "you best not be dead" only to find him dead when i came home

What’s stopping you from being like this? The most loved person I know is the Mayor of the Bahamas. We played golf together & he literally waves/talks to everyone He told me his secret: Try loving yourself 100x more, that way you can be 100x friendlier. Watch what that does for your life

Doggy style in real life: 1. Your dick slips out. A lot.

FATAL FALL Woman, 26, falls from 7th floor hotel window as video shows boyfriend in shock after trying to catch her

How we all feelin rn

Don't let these midterm results distract you from the fact that there are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5 million people in Uruguay...which means if the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay, each person have to fight 14 kangaroos.