Just laugh. It's better that way. Stuff about Barça, pop music, culture; football nerd, writer for Barcelona Football Blog, The Athletic. Pedant, grouch.

Highland Park, IL
Joined February 2009
Oh, shit. Seeing reports of the high-speed train crash in Spain. Devastating news as the reports just coming in.
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European vs American home size sensibilities are funny. A European hears that we live in a 98m2 apartment and says, 98m??!! For just two people? Americans do math and say, "It's so small. Where do you put everything?"
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Like Thomas Vermaelen, very effective when ambulatory, but rarely ambulatory long enough to be truly effective. It is always a pity when injuries define the career of a very talented athlete.
❗| Andreas Christensen has missed 62% of Hansi Flick’s matches as Barça coach (81 out of 130). #fcblive
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I recall the reaction when Flick brought in that new fitness coach and everyone was like, "We are serious now." But human bodies are human bodies. They have the same reaction under stress and strain. And Christensen, Garcia and Espart were contact injuries. No training for that.
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For those wondering what the leader of America is thinking at the moment. And yes, I recognize that "thinking" is doing a lot of work here.
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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✍️ OFICIAL | Manolo González deixa de ser entrenador de l'#RCDE. El Club vol agrair-li la seva feina durant tots aquests anys i li desitja molta sort en els seus projectes futurs.

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The real question is what does China want? That will become clear soon enough, and Tebas will, once sufficient application of pressure is applied, have to comply. The complexities of dealing with nation/states as sponsors.
🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: China has confirmed that it will NOT broadcast LaLiga, considering Real Madrid’s apology over Mbappé’s remarks to be INSUFFICIENT. [@sport] 🇨🇳🔴
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Raphinha is likely done for this season in the form that he began in. The question is what workable form will he be able to compete for his club side. There are two more international breaks. He will be called for both, and return broken from both.
🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Carlo Ancelotti COULD call up Raphinha for Brazil’s November friendlies. [@joaquimpiera] #fcblive 🇧🇷😬
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The real lesson here is not only to be careful what you say, but how you say it. He could have said "North Korean dictator," or "Russian dictator," anything else pretty much, and been fine in poking fun at himself, which is what he was doing. But nation states often lack nuance.
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kevinwilliams retweeted
Witkoff tried to convince Budanov of how rich he could be if he sold out his country by allowing Russian pipelines to again flow through Ukraine. Budanov ended the meeting.
Content of Tense Conversation Between Budanov and Trump's Team Revealed Negotiations between the Ukrainian delegation and Donald Trump's special envoys in Miami, as reported by Le Monde, escalated into a conflict. According to the publication, during a three-hour meeting at the Shell Bay golf club, Steve Witkoff "with irritation" demanded that Kyrylo Budanov, head of Zelenskyy's office, cease strikes on Russian oil refineries. Budanov, per Le Monde's information, "barely contained his anger" and felt that he was being "treated like a child, trying to teach him how to make money." The Americans presented an ambitious plan for postwar "regional prosperity," which envisioned resuming the transit of Russian oil and gas to Europe through Ukraine, with dividends paid to Kyiv. Budanov was outraged that such a deal would tie Ukraine to Moscow, after which the negotiations broke off. When the meeting resumed, the Americans proposed accepting a deal for supplies of Russian diesel to the United States. The publication's sources noted that they had never seen Ukrainians "so upset and alarmed." Zelenskyy's entourage described the situation as "hopeless," since Trump's envoys "think only about business." 📸: Press service of the President of Ukraine
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"Bring us your wealthy, your corrupt, your tainted, tarnished souls yearning to flee ..." Or something like that.
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It's amazing how the video clearly shows that Lamine is the first to congratulate him and yet the propaganda is such that it must be deliberately ignored.
Sólo Rodri, Dembélé y sus compañeros del Bayern se levantan para felicitar a Kane cuando es anunciado Balón de Oro. Un tipo que jamás polemizó con nadie. Feísimo detalle. #BallonDor
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Genuinely shameful, Laporta. Inexcusable
Best womens club award recieved by a man and he thanked all the other men and corporations and ends it on talking about the mens champions league when asked about the women's😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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And the way he was defending Diomande -- physically and close, an attacking style of defending. I don't know if the result would have been different, but that side of the pitch sure would have.
🚨📲 | Xavi Espart on IG: Sad for the defeat, with only one idea in mind: to come back as soon as possible, the better. They can't handle us. Força Barça! 💙❤️
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Nothing makes me miss the pair of speakers I used to have with four 12-inch woofers per column like my Electric Wizard playlist.
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I can't slag Deco for not anticipating that his team would have a batch of simultaneous injuries at the same position. It's like RB is cursed. But it's fair to ask questions about why he chose to rely on Christensen, and sign a non-defending FB to play FB.
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"Now please give me my sponsorships back, I have to feed my children."
🚨⬜️Comunicado oficial de Mbappé por la crisis con China ✍️ @denis__iglesias 🔗 sport.es/es/noticias/real-ma…
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Every "fantastic" player is one wrong step away, one reckless tackle away from no longer being "fantastic."
Luis de la Fuente: “Lamine Yamal will win many Ballon d’Ors. He just has to stay calm, he’s a fantastic player.”
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Remarkable what a change of team/system will do. Man is living his best life. Not sure what the buy option is, but pretty sure Barcelona can safely book it.
🚨 | 𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇: Araujo is the @premierleague Player of the Matchweek. #fcblive 🇺🇾
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kevinwilliams retweeted
In both defeats for Barcelona last week, they faced teams who used the switch of play effectively Barcelona are quite ball-oriented in their pressing and try to keep their defensive line closely connected, meaning they leave space on the ball-far side
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