Gold Standard Procrastinator • Gate Friend • He/Him • Switch friend code: SW-5827-2204-7021

Under this microfibre blanket
Joined October 2011
Alright I made the burner. Dm me if you want it
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Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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thats actually hilarious i wouldnt even be mad 😭
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Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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Still getting used to remembering my ring every morning. Fiancé handles it well. 😭
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prays dirty room educated sucks at looping leader of 40+ survs failed leader clean laundry stinky clothes dbd’s golden boy forgotten nobody pure of heart satan reincarnated
HUNTED BY HUNTERS is OUT NOW in Early Access 🔥 1v4 asymmetrical horror. Three custom killers. Light the totems or hunt them down. It's early access, so expect some bugs. Tell me everything you find and I'll fix it. 🏝️ CODE: 9975-7741-9959 #UEFN #Fortnite
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Coconut water
can you name a drink that tastes awful but somehow people still act like it’s amazing?
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MOJO JOJO Beanie by Arkyve
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Who has a dryer I can use? 😭
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The values that previous generations of parents hold about their children are so interesting when voiced.
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Listen … I know wanted the rain but I have so much laundry 😭
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Welp
If you’re seeing this, you’re either queer, a whore, or you want to fight the government.
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Any good recommendations for waterproof blankets?
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Oh nah she paid fucking attention when language acquisition came up
As an adult, I want to attend this school so badly.
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Me tbh
I'm kinky asf and a huge pervert but at least I have a pure heart
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the concept of both of Joe’s characters topping their hunky boyfriends
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When parrot is your partner 🤣🤣🤣 #Meme
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What about the Powerpuff Girls x Gotham City Sirens?🫪
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