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i 🫶🏾 syoya, jo1 and jpop! also anidrama + flo! (she/her) 🐰🐇 dni hiromu defenders (som/eng)

💚🤍❤️ | 18 || black muslim
Joined May 2023
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
A lecture-free Monday is WAY better than a lecture-free Friday.
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who tf gave my kids ram for halloween🤦🏼‍♀️
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
The average twitter user doesn’t know what nuance is nd that’s why we have 50 insufferable discourses everyday
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How I feel going to M&S
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i got fired for not being able to count cash like at all
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They gagged me with this performance I love the choreography, the song, their dynamic, their fits ✨🤏🏾
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
So glad someone pointed this out bc I'm obsessed with this detail
kimberley ate the fuck out of that “it’s just a matter of time” move like her hand actually moves like a clock 😭
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
the censor? they’re gonna be for the children..
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얘야 힘내요
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ppl be mad asf when ur parents still give a fuck about you past 18 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
I don't hate a nigga that makes constant terrible takes, but I hate when they are so pretentious, confident, and so damn close-minded about their shitty takes. Huge difference.
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at what point in my major do i stop thinking of dropping out and actually start accepting it
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このるきまたが本当に可愛くて( ; ; )
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As UK is lashing immigrants, Australia is lashing british immigrants too, they are asking them to return home, that they’re lazy backpackers overpopulating Australia😭 The thread is so funny, Brits are crying in the comments, defending their right to stay and live🤣
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
most british born people don’t have an A level in english/ the ability to complete that sort of exam. why do we have higher expectations for people born outside of the UK than those born within it?
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
Stop right now, it’s Spiceworld’s birthday! 🌍 Thank you very much for all the love over the years 💕
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
A-level? Not even GCSE? Especially when there are MANY so called UK natives who couldn’t pass a Key Stage 3 assessment? Cheeky.
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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faatma ꨄ︎ #1 syoya jam retweeted
There's no point in going to the UK for a masters program in 2026. Save your money pls
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I’m genuinely sorry dawg
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