@kimbokslice

nothing exciting , infact im boring as f@@k and cant spell for shot 😝😳😘🤫😊 no dms I take no prisoners 🙌

 cake shop
Joined June 2019
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gutted iv just been told my surgery won't be till next year now IV only been waiting half of my life for it !!! And they finally put me on the list last year and now they said next year !! iv worked for the NHS for over a decade !! I live in pain but who gives a fuck aye 😭
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IV had a fooking nightmare 😭 go to move my car on my break so im not miles away when I Finnish !! Got stuck in a storm absolutely soaked and when I got there I'd left my window open 😭 cars wetter than a otters fanny 😭😭
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Back on night shift tonight let's see if my leg holds up seen as it's hanging on by a thread 😅 and trying to get up them ten flights of steps at old Trafford yesterday was not worth the fucking pain !!!
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absolutely devastated my kids just turned around to me and said I might as well give you my Xmas list because I know Santa isn't real , I knew last year you list 😂😅😭 im gutted !!! He can now know about the cost of living 😂😂
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You lier even not list 😂
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Told Archie to get his football boots so he can clean em ( I make him do othem or he doesn't go football ) he said they will be clean soon I said what , he said iv put them in the washing machine 😭😭 I pressed go 10 minutes ago without knowing 😭
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So far on my week off iv fell and ended up in hospital , indicated on one way streets about a million times, made a cheese cake , gone about like Archie's maid and cook and cleaned up a million times , should of just booked a holiday 😂
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Im At the age where stress actually bores me so anything that starts to stress me out I rather leave or don't do apart from my job but I just go into my happy bubble with that as well basically im at the aged where im just not arsed 😂
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Im Also at the age where I can't remember if iv took paracetamol or not 😅
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7 more hours and im off for 12 days 🙌
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what a wknd I had never trust me to book a hotel 😅 walked out within 10 minutes!!! Ended up in Chester next to a church rave 😅🙌then the next day ended up in Wales climbing this beautiful waterfall 🫶 then ended up at the airport plane watching 😅 never a dull moment with me 😂
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Thought about dieting .... Ate a sausage roll 🙌
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I need caffeine cake and matchsticks
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Awwwwww im tired 😭😭
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I don't I lay diagonal and lose the remote anilkion times and can't eat in my bed I'd lose my shit at crumbs 😅
💯👊Russell👊💯
@Russ_0927Sep 28
Well… this one does 🤣😂👊
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one of the many shit things about this night shift !!! Shit biscuits!!!
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Absolutely HATE NIGHTS 😭
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1500 words left on this essay a house to clean and a night shift tonight 😭 no rest for the wicked as they say !!!
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Gonna buy a recorder and lie there at night playing London's burning over and over just to piss Archie off !! ... Mum goals !!!
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Imagine this though ..... Customer ... I didn't order that !!!! Me ... Well you get what your giver you ungrateful shit piss off 😂😂😂😂 yes maybe I won't give up my job just yet 😂😂
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