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ivan pussypalmer

@kinneybeans

hawkeyes #1 fan

 ivan, van or five he/him white
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Joined September 2021
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kate bishop dying in a glue trap #KillKateBishopMonday
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#goodnight i’m taking my nap. feeling sleepy but also joyful and relaxed. i love nap time it’s the best part of my day. bye guys love you all mwah
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okay i hit the character limit i can confirm that it still exists. the counter just won’t show up what’s up with that why would they delete it
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ivan pussypalmer (@kinneybeans) profile pictureivan pussypalmer@kinneybeansOct 28
where did the character counter on here go. i can’t see it wheb i type what’s up with that. is my app just glitching or did they remove it
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sometimes i think about ivan the terrible and i wonder if i am also a terrible ivan. am i evil guys be honest
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that one friend who’s really into monkeys
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guys are you on letterboxd. what’s ur letterboxd guys 👀
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what if you broke your thumb. that would suck you never realize how much you need your thumbs until you think about it. they are one of the most vital body parts in my opinion
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see i typed this whole thing out with my thumbs. if i didn’t have my thumbs i wouldn’t be able to post as effectively and maybe i wouldn’t be ivan pussypalmer. which would be so sad nobody wants that
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*rubbing my evil and malicious paws together* mwahahahahahahahaha meowhahahahahaha
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i’m sorry this is cringe and lame i just wanted an excuse to post the photo
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can cats be blonde like humans or dogs. we don’t call dogs blonde but some of them objectively are like what else would you call it
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listen up everyone kipdom says i can be british now. i am coming to london wait for me british oomfs.
kipdom (@JoshBrooking361) profile picturekipdom@JoshBrooking3613h
Replying to @kinneybeans
Awh thats a shame i accept u as an honoury british.
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not actually coming to london but i wish. i can dream
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#fatfaggotfriday 👅
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ivan pussypalmer retweeted
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sparrow the BOO-rb 👻@pap3rtigers20h
this is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen
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Replying to @VOMB0T
You run an 18+ Looney Tunes server.
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hi guys
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ivan pussypalmer retweeted
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Huntress Biden@mkultragirl_19h
see YOU might call it halloweekend, but I call it the anniversary of blacking out and waking up in a hospital bed to the realisation that I'd made my ex my emergency contact to spite him
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i saw a bunch of squirrels yesterday it was a real treat. hope to see even more of them today
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90% of the time my eyes are empty like i have nothing going on in my head but i guarantee you that i do
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i’m so fucking tired you guys. save meeeee
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rrrr good morning guys!!!! meow i just woke up what are you guys up to??? i miss everyone i love my pussypalmertopia
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