hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:52 PM UTC

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hubert@kitagochi0910h

I sometimes use my penis as a phone/book stand while lying down

𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙞 𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙡𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚@basedpacheNov 9

as a male your libido is biologically evil because your penis does a Nazi salute

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:51 PM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0910h

Sadism is pointless unless it's sexually gratifying

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ANGLOPHOBE DESTROYER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:34 PM UTC

hubert retweeted

ANGLOPHOBE DESTROYER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@longshanks5110h

We're doing this to lesbians

Image from ANGLOPHOBE DESTROYER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@longshanks51)

hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:16 PM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0911h

I wasn't born with a green thumb...

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 3:25 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0921h

I'm a tits guy

hubert@kitagochi0921h

ass or tits

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 2:41 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0921h

ass or tits

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:52 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0922h

Just dox me and drone strike my house who cares

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 2:07 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0922h

who saved this

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:50 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0922h

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:29 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0922h

Stop eating salt by itself

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:23 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0923h

Everyone is plotting against me, trying to thwart my plans

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 1:14 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0923h

Everything is boring and gay and no one cares what happens

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:59 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0923h

I need to be locked in a cage

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:53 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0923h

We're all slavic

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:47 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0923h

Slavs are everywhere

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hubert · Nov 10, 2026 · 12:44 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi0923h

IM SLAVIC

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hubert · Nov 9, 2026 · 3:51 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi09Nov 9

I jerked off 5 times today

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Konata Izumi Pics · Nov 8, 2026 · 10:01 PM UTC

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Konata Izumi Pics@KonataIzumiPNGNov 8

Image from Konata Izumi Pics (@KonataIzumiPNG)

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hubert · Nov 9, 2026 · 2:48 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi09Nov 9

I would've gotten vaxxed if yuki gave it to me

涼宮ハルヒ Suzumiya Haruhi bot@HaruhiBotKiokuNov 8

Image from 涼宮ハルヒ Suzumiya Haruhi bot (@HaruhiBotKioku)

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hubert · Nov 9, 2026 · 1:09 AM UTC

hubert@kitagochi09Nov 9

LOL DUDE

🤖 Made with AI

I-20 Eric ✝️@I20EricNov 7

I told ChatGPT, "Design this room based on what you know about me"

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