Holly Klenkel

When your coupon from @dominos has so much fine print you go to @PapaJohns out of spite and get twice the food for the same price. #ByeDominos #ThanksPapa

When you get the Gerber variety pack with Pumpkin so you can teach your baby to be basic…but then there is Apple Strawberry Rhubarb instead. THEN you find out they don’t even have a Twitter 🤦🏼‍♀️

Visitation for @dklenk will be Beall Funeral Home funeral home in Bowie from 6-8pm Tuesday March 22. The funeral Mass will be at Holy Family Catholic Church Davidsonville Maryland Wednesday at  10:30. beallfuneral.com/obituary/an… support.cedars-sinai.edu/giv…

Watching Barefoot Contessa @inagarten Jamie: I bet her monthly vanilla bill is higher than our internet bill

Unpopular opinion: the song Imagine is terrible describes a completely meaningless existence

Turns out the baby’s favorite song is Let It Snow by @dariusrucker #DancingBaby #MerryChristmas

Saying “that is a great gluten free cookie” is like saying “she looks great for her age”...it is not a real compliment #ChristmasCookieChallenge

First @ofctimallen , now Kurt Russell, I think that I officially have a thing for Santa...I don’t know how I feel about it #HollyProbs

“If you like musical theater it doesn’t mean you’re gay. Maybe you’re just a heck of a lot of fun.”- Jamie

Unpopular opinion???? “Internal investigations” of abuse by any organization are BS. Report, report, report. If someone alleges abuse the authorities should be involved. If you want to do an internal investigation TOO, fine.

Watching the pastry episode of Great British Baking Show Beginnings and I am OUTRAGED at Star Baker. Also offended by all the American Pie bashing...

Are there any sweeter words to wake up to than, “what kind of donut do you want?”... #HappySaturday 🍩

When you can’t express your true feelings in real life, you post gifs...

Me, just trying my best

You know what’s super fun? Crying before you even leave for work in the morning... #pregnant #teach2020

When one of my kindergarteners asks me "How do people make babies anyway?" #AskYourMom #AboveMyPaygrade #Teach2020