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Mattoon, Illinois.
Joined May 2009
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St. Louis I split my face open for you and I would do it again 100 times
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This album is for anyone who waits for folks to exit the elevator before trying to barge in. If you barge in this album is not for you and only my song hurt somebody is yours to listen to
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This Friday. Our first Live Album is yours.
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The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.
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the fact that people genuinely prefer a rapist over a woman. i’m sick
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For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist
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All the men on the tl joking lightheartedly about the election and all the women actually being scared and nauseous. what in the dystopia
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“Sir, Your daughter has endorsed Kamala Harris.”
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Your favorite Jeopardy champ wants you to vote for Kamala Harris I also want you to vote for Kamala Harris Do it for both of us
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Tim Walz: “We’re pro women” JD Vance: “I know a woman, she’s watching, hello woman”
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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption
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Report: Trump Defiantly Pumped Fist For 20 Minutes After Assassination Attempt Searching For Camera bit.ly/3XKNAQD
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why would i want a president thats always getting shot at
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Donald Trump said he, “probably took a bullet to the head…” No, that was my daughter - in her fourth grade classroom. End gun violence NOW #lexirubio #uvalde
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imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln
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When you send your kids to school there is zero chance they will come back to you "a different gender," but there is certainly a chance they won't come back at all. Yet some of y'all are worried about the former while shrugging about the latter.
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‘Pro Life’ would be 20 Sandy Hook students starting college this Fall.
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PRESIDENT BIDEN: “Every time that Ku Klux Klan has been involved, they wore hoods, so they are not unidentified. Under Trump's presidency, they come out of those woods with no hoods, knowing they have an ally.” BOOM!!! 💥
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