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Malta
Joined September 2012
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zoe sugg and alfie deyes casually having a baby makes me feel old as fuck
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I feel like cats would be so upset if they knew they’re missing out on lying and cigarettes
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all the men who carried the flame now have to carry a matcha and a tote bag
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Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86.
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Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato recreate the poster for ‘Princess Protection Program.’
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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molly finding out she has to stay at the brooklyn toy store instead of going home with kelly clarkson
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you have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You. Got. A. BOOB Job.
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meeting up with my old friends and realizing i’m in a woke gap relationship with them xitter.gq/upyearning/status/2090…
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It’s been over a week and these Zendaya memes still got me like 🤣
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i lowkey get her now
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imagine reading this tweet 10 years ago
Gypsy Rose Blanchard has donated $500 to the Spirit Airlines employee who was mocked by James Charles.
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“You’ve earned this recipe for discovering lots of Pokemon”
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every day on this app i see a collection of words that have never been put together before
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I love this game
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I didnt realize that the i in her name stood for “ima drag this bitch”
iJustine drags Jake Paul in a new reply on Threads. “It’s unfortunate a broken jaw couldn’t even keep his mouth shut.”
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Never wrong, just early.
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jennifer and josh returning for the sunrise on the reaping epilogue i just need a second
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obsessed with the concept of never taking jewelry off like wearing it even when you’re naked or showering or whatever. something fabulous that becomes a part of you
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MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU DONT FUCK WITH MY SIS
lilsimsie you will always be famous
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