Tweeting things that have never been twote before

Joined July 2023
I just want to say you're all welcome for the things i tweet, but mostly for the things i decide not to ❤️
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Upper blephs are the worst beauty procedure. Imagine having hooded eyes and hating them??
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Who wanna start a podcast and just fight all day and cheat on each other
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Thought: AI powered finjan reading
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Both of these stats are biased and don't conclude what you think they do
One of the nicest things you can do for your wife is throw stuff out I think a lot of people assume it "can't hurt" to keep something, but it can and it does! Too much stuff is actively bad for your wellbeing
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Cameron Diaz in The Mask is the hottest anyone has ever looked
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My daughter has such undeniable maternal and caretaking instincts, and spends hours caring for her little dolls. Feels so futile to throw in "if you want" when discussing her having kids in the future
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My friend has a personal policy of only moving out of the way on sidewalks for women of color and I think about it all the time
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I feel like i'm more reasonable, personable, charismatic, and cuter than 99% of cult leaders, and yet I have no cult following. I'm just saying I think I'd make better use of one.
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These gremlins deserve each other
The change up Ethan Klein had regarding his wife publicly is hard to ignore... Like WTF happened?
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knafaesque retweeted
ما يستاهلون الشفقه ذكوريات اكثر من الذكور انفسهم حياتهم و معاناتهم من صنع ايديهم
كل ما اشوف عجايز لبنان احزن على العجايز الي عندنا
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Replying to @Mohammed_91v
والله مافهمت بس حسبي الله عليك احتياط
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Making my brother go to barnes and noble with us so he can sponsor the haul
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Yesterday we were talking about GTA6. He said "i don't play video games though." I asked why, and he goes "time. I can't afford it."
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IDF girl doesn't want a gun emoji pointed at her?
Another moment she flaunts and crosses boundaries in front of Hila very evil work here 👀🚨
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if you’re low on strength, commune with God to restore you. ask for it explicitly. the purer and more direct your appeal, the more vigorous and instant the impact. you have the ultimate trump card at your disposal but you’re too busy believing that you must “only depend on yourself”. this, my brother, is the error of modernity: individualism. the terribly toxic idea that man is his own saviour. I personally stopped depending on myself. my ego is too fragile and emotions too volatile and wisdom too lacking. I depend only on God. and only through His grace do I pass through the bottlenecks and tough times. ask for help. you’ll receive it.
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Circe when you ask her for a snack:
idrak edebilmem yaklasik uc bes dk surdu
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My dishwasher has three modes and exactly one of them is "you actually them to be clean after"
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لا مالها انجازات ربة المنزل اللي اختارت هالدور برغبتها معزولة اجتماعيا وما عندها اطلاع كافي على العالم الخارجي وكأنها مبرمجه من الصغر على دور واحد بالحياة ما عاشت تجربة الاستقلال المادي ولا ذاقت فرحة انجاز حققته تحسب ان وظيفتها الوحيدة تربية اطفال عايشه لغيرها دايم ماتعيش لنفسها
Replying to @9lt1s
حتى ربة المنزل ترى لها انجازاتها كون الاطفال يتربون صح حافظين ومصلين ومسمين مو هباء عباره عن جهود جباره باليوم والليلة تنشئة إنسان ع تحفيظ القران والصلاة وشخص مسؤول يخاف الله ويخشاه ومجتهد وشاطر مو سهل ولا يجي بسنة وسنتين نفس الشهادات والمهارات الي تكتسبها مجهودها اعظم مجهود
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knafaesque retweeted
والكاظمين الغيظ ultimate edition
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