Minutes later or was it hours?
bro okl ynn yc
Joined March 2009
- Tweets17K
- Following998
- Followers329
- Likes22.2K
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
Don’t fall for scams. That’s how they get ya
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
All of these happen to me everyday.. feels like it anyway
This quoted post is unavailable.
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
For lunch i am going to lay in bed and eat candy until my tummy hurts might cry a little too
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
These two guys are fighting outside my house again
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
Marriage has been a great way to connect with my wife
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
couldn't be me, bro (I am suddenly struck with profound empathy) but I now see how it could be you
try replacing all the instances of “God” in the pledge of allegiance with “mother Gaia and her infinite children” — not so fascist now huh?
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
2035 everyone joins the new nigerian app and i grumble "please be normal about africa" and some gen alpha kid posts a four hour holovideo documenting all of my failures
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
I cannot believe Elon Musk is faking playing videogames. He could be playing them for real. The point of getting rich is to get to play videogames instead of going to meetings about work bullshit. This is the dumbest man alive.
if i was a rapper my rap name would be Lil’ Mark Bonham Carter, Baron Bonham-Carter, Member of the House of Lords Temporal
I feel like Jesus ate slice pizza at least once retweeted
Thought i was having fun but i just realized i am very miserable and i am suffering
