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Joined July 2012
Idk if I have any talent but I do have delusions
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
Jake Shane when I set up your green room it’s gonna look like a saw trap
three 2025 comedy tour riders: Tom Segura, Jake Shane, Caleb Hearon (sort of). find more at comedyfees.com
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
It’s really just idiotville out here
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
The girls are copying Britney’s looks from top to bottom. Britney never did that to Janet. Inspired by and imitating aren’t the same
No entiendo a Britney. Hace poco alababa a Janet Jackson quien claramente fue una inspiraciΓ³n para ella, pero hoy critica a quienes la toman a ella misma como referente.
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
so you're not close friends, you just joke about brutalising women with anyone? that's worse, paul.
Paul Bettany says he and Johnny Depp "hadn't spoken" in years when their texts were read during Depp's libel trial: β€œI hadn’t spoken to Johnny in years when that happened and I haven’t spoken to him since. I was being painted as this close friend of a guy I hadn’t spoken to in years and, honestly, amid all the shit two celebrities threw at each other, that bit was the most odd." variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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One of the MOST underrated actresses in Hollywood.
Adina Porter completely owned Roanoke and Cult. She's one of AHS' most underrated cast members.
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
You can count @ReallyMarcia among the very rare frontline celebrities who demanded a ceasefire when it was professionally suicidal to do so. Thank you, Marcia.
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
Florida’s β€˜Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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he had to show the girls what uncle pussy really means
Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Premiere in Berlin, Germany, 2012
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
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Mike Flanagan: β€œMy Carrie is going to be a whole new interpretation so please don’t go into it expecting most characters to act the exact same as they had in the novel.” Y’all: β€œWhy the fuck isn’t this like the book??? This is supposed to resemble the book? The book. The book!!”
This is just so inaccurate. Carrie would honestly sit there and take it, and even if she did say something, she wouldn't dare cuss in front of her mom. Also, why are the adults on Carrie's side? The point of the story is that they would rather victim-blame than help Carrie.
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
Some of you are bringing your whole families to the grocery store. Three kids and a spouse following behind you like puppies, contributing nothing, clogging the aisles
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
β€œWhat sound do clown noses make?” Me:
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
RT if you want Taylor to win Big Brother 28 #BB28
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
if cops don't have a legal obligation to help people why should a normal person have to help a cop. fuck that cop i hope the video is online so i can watch his ass get beat
"Akron police union says bystanders laughed, recorded officer who was attacked and failed to help"
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
now imagine the world was made of pudding
now imagine Taylor going home after this and joe scolding her
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
if they invented video tattoos this is the first thing i’m permanently putting on my body
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𝐀𝐨𝐛𝐲 β™‘ retweeted
β€œjewish immigrant to israel” mf that’s called a settler
If you are a Jewish immigrant to Israel, and you protect Palestinians being terrorized by the Israeli army & its terrorist proxies, Israel will try to strip you of your citizenship. Israel not a Jewish State but an Apartheid State.
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