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Kurtis MacDonald

@koitiz

i don't tweet much so don't bother following me

 Alberta, Canada
xitter.gq/koitiz
Joined October 2008
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Kurtis MacDonald retweeted
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chloe 🫧@echochloFeb 8
ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow
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Big props to 7-11 for those dumb fucking screaming ads on @twitch. Great way for me to close the app and decide to go bed! Even at 6pm! I'll watch a movie instead! (Everyone who okayed those ads should be shot into the sun)
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.@CottontailVA Uhh. You've now cleared 3 of my last chosen songs. Could you be less awesome and let my teenage 99-05 come back?
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This is a good problem.
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12/10 No notes. Thank you @RayNarvaezJr for showing me this. Love you @CottontailVA
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I dont tweet ever. Ray liked this almost immediately. He really is a world renowned woman enjoyer and loves his friends! And even his wifes girlfriend!
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What the fuck just happened to Twitter in the last 24hr? I used to get my feed in a timeline. I use it for sports news and the few people I follow for laughs. Now its just a random fucked up timeline like my "for you" which is just fucking awful. 0/10. Get Bluesky. Or anything.
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2nd straight year of not sending a single message in any chat at all.
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Im mad at @TheAthleticNHL . I only pay for @DownGoesBrown . Im no longer getting notifications when Sean posts a new article. Good news is now I have 5 to read. Bad news is GIVE ME MORE!!!
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(This is all in fun. I love The Athletic and all of the articles it gives me. Its a fantastic site and worth every penny) ((Sean does not have my child. I am under zero duress!! I promise))
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@TheWHL8 Mar 2025
THE STREAK LIVES. With a powerplay assist, Gavin McKenna has the longest point streak in modern WHL history with 78 points in 36 games. He surpasses the 35-game marks set by Connor Bedard and Logan Stankoven in 2022-23! @tigershockey | @NHL | #NHLDraft | @CHLHockey
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It won't even let me type SAD. What a great time. Thanks so much @jaasiaat
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Everyones talking about Matthews, deservedly so, but who's sleeping on Marner with 13A in 5 games?
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Just get home after a 11 hour shift. Get some food sorted out, sit down and this bullshit? Maaaan Im tired. Ill be in bed before even making a character. Predownload my heiney. Day 1 patch my frickum frackum etc etc etc old man yells at cloud...
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What Im reading right now and whats on the TV behind the bar. @DownGoesBrown
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Waitaminute...@TheOnion has the little "offical" check under their posts but @elonmusk doesnt? This world man.
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@TheOnion16 Aug 2022
Report: Nothing Beats Seeing Yankees Lose At Home bit.ly/3pjrQcK
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Think I was long overdue for an upgrade. Thanks for the super quick delivery @VANS_66!
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I guess I mean @VANS_Canada whoops
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