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Do not look up how a dolphin mates

Missouri, USA
Joined December 2014
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Replying to @notMichaelHahn
Lil Kaleeb vs. Big Kaleeb
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Rashee Rice gained 75 of his 110 yards after the catch across 12 receptions on 14 targets. Rice also forced 5 missed tackles. Rice currently leads all players in yards after catch this season (200), and leads all wide receivers in missed tackles forced (9). Powered by @awscloud
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Love this shit ✌🏿
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never forget
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What kind of privilege is it when you can assault someone on national television and then go ahead and win an Oscar rather than go to jail? Asking for millions of supposedly privileged people. #Oscars
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Stop comparing Burrow to Mahomes. Stop comparing Allen to Mahomes. Stop comparing Herbert to Mahomes. Stop comparing Lamar to Mahomes. Win an MVP, win a Super Bowl, appear in two, and go to 4 straight AFC Championship games and we can talk. Until then, nobody comes close to 15.
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Thank you @upchurchent for spending 766 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2pSO…
Everyone you don’t like is not a domestic terrorist
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Milley secretly called Chinese officials out of fear Trump would 'attack' in final days, book claims foxnews.com/politics/milley-…
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That was a fun experiment guys. Can we please go back to some real leadership???
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Merica.
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If you want to win madden codes for Xbox 1 and PS5 retweet this and comment #madden22
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Deer really just Yeet themselves in front of moving cars. What’s so bad about being delicious?
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Welcome to 2021. Merica.
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If waking up on a Wednesday morning and randomly deciding to go buy a gun isn’t what America is supposed to be. I don’t know what is.
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We've always been fans, but now we're family. Welcome to Team Xbox, @bethesda 💚: xbx.lv/3qwz37e
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