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Only here cuz a judge ordered me to do community service

Nashville
Joined March 2011
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if you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.
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Sometimes I'll laugh at your story because it reminds me of one that's actually funny.
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Why hold grudges, when you can embrace them?
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This is the exact headline used in every B-zombie movie. Just when you thought life during Covid couldn’t get any worse, here come the Zed’s.
Don’t approach lab monkey missing after crash, people told wsmv.com/news/us_world_news/…
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I want to say something that I think we all feel, but we don't say it often enough... I hate @Ticketmaster ... I absolutely despise them...
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Shout out to all the grownups posting pics of everything they got for Christmas on instagram
The lottery is just glorified taxation on stupidity. – at Nashville, TN
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THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS.
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Doing our part to support @KILLERBEAZ and @zaniesnashville tonight! #supportlivecomedy
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Let's just all agree that @KeithUrban has been killing it all night. He's hosting, he's singing, he's slaying the guitar, he's even playing the piano. I hear he's gonna paint a mural and build some furniture before it's over. #ACMawards
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A cerfuw, but for posting selfies – at Hackensack, NJ
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DID YOU KNOW: 3rd party food delivery services generally take about 30% of the sale of an order from the restaurant that made the meal? Please, if you can, order DIRECTLY from the establishment as much as possible. Many restaurants have even added online ordering & delivery 🇺🇸
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In the old days, there was so much toilet paper that we used to throw it into the trees of our enemies.
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Replying to @AmericanAir
@AmericanAir my boyfriends flight was delayed 10 times then canceled and your employees are not willing to help him with a hotel or even an Uber. So due to no fault of his own he’s out another $400? I don’t think that’s fair and something needs to happen. – at Chattanooga, TN
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Hating someone is a lot like pissing your pants. It warms you up for a short while, then it leaves you feeling cold.
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Replying to @korryduke
Gotta be... – at Nolensville, TN
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Replying to @UPSHelp
Just own it, guys. Take responsibility. You type in “ups iphone” on twitter and it’s horror stories. Step up your game... don’t tell customers three different things. (See dm’s. You guys told me it’ll be here on three different dates and then said you didn’t have the package yet)
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UPS officially SUCKS for losing my iPhone X @UPS @UPSHelp #ups #upssucks #YouHadOneJob 😡🤬😡
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Actual footage of me dealing with @UPS trying to locate my @Apple iPhone X
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