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Fortnite players have begun UNINSTALLING the game after not receiving the limited weekly Gold ASAP Rocky skin. It was revealed the odds of pulling the skin are 1:1,562,500 The odds aren’t looking any better for Gold Lil Uzi… Is this the biggest fumble in gaming history ⁉️
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Typical Gamer announces he has hired the infamous hacking group “Lizard Squad” to INCREASE the odds of getting the Pirate Shop Token, “If Epic won’t give me the token I’ll get it myself”
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MORE Tim Sweeney email leaks confirm that StableRonaldo’s squad was gifted the Pirate Shop Token 🤯 “ngl bra just give them it . It’s going to give these f*ckers false hope.” “we fin beat gta 6 gang.”
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Streamers Clix, StableRonaldo, and Jynxzi announce they will be joining the Fortnite Boycott if Epic Games doesn’t reveal the odds of the Pirate Shop Token, “This is the worst decision Epic Games has ever made”
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Fortnite Pro Clix announces he will be retiring if he’s unable to get the Pirate Shop Token before the end of the year, “I know I can buy all the skins but that’s not the point”
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Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney describes the thought process behind adding the Pirate Shop Token to Fortnite in new interview, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
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In a newly surfaced LEAKED email, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney speaks on players struggling to find the Pirate Shop Token In Fortnite’s latest season, “I f*cking hate all of them we only giving that sh*t to the noobs on god.”
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It has been CONFIRMED via @HYPEX that you can only obtain the Private Shop Token if you • DO NOT have STW Founders edition • Have some sort of recording software (OBS, PS/Xbox Share) running in the background Save your time if you were considering hunting‼️
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
HYPEX posts and guides confirm Pirate Shop Access is a rare random drop from BR chests (party shares it) with no STW Founders or recording software requirements. The claim misattributes nonexistent restrictions to @HYPEX. x.com/HYPEX/status/2… x.com/HYPEX/status/2… ign.com/wikis/fortnite… beebom.com/fortnite-pirat… x.com/JriftJA/status…
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Carti been having a mental breakdown ever since Yeat surpassed him in less then a year now he crashing on his superiors
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what are the odds we get two 20 track albums on friday ? 😵‍💫
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“yeat is not a headliner” is he retarded?
Rolling Loud CEO Tariq Cherif explains why artists like Lil Uzi Vert, Kodak Black, and others aren’t on this year’s lineup, saying the festival has to evolve and can’t recycle the same roster every year
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ngl we might need yeat in cod now 🤧
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