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Firm believer in our lord and savior, Dave Filoni

Washington, DC
Joined July 2008
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Tell her I got married in these shoes
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Hi! Here's a fun SNL exit interview! For the *first time*, Alex Moffat sat down to discuss his time on the show - tons of behind-the-scenes tidbits. Thrilled to have captured these stories over at @Vulture: vulture.com/article/alex-mof…
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Accidentally searched “cars kiss” instead of “cars kids” on YouTube. People are weird.
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Just a millennial who has had two babies screaming into the void, demanding full length shirts at target
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My therapist asked me what activities my son would be participating in this summer so I must have tricked her into thinking I am a mom who does that????
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Trying to convince my manager to tell NYT I no longer have a physical form and therefore cannot provide a press photo
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Lena Dunham ruins everything
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Nothing beats my toddler yelling “A COCK” in the middle of the library (he loves clocks)
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The only risky thing I do these days is venture to Costco when neither kid has pooped yet
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The weirdest thing about Potomac is that a lot of people have Slingshots (the vehicle)
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The day has finally come where my son is stealing my @LedoPizza slices off my plate. Not sure if I should be mad or proud.
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First kid: must cover up, no one can know I feed him in the most natural way possible!! Second kid: hello world here is my left titty
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Toddlers be like Nutritious dinner mommy spent over an hour making with all of my favorites? Absolutely not. Orange slices dipped in ketchup? Heck yes.
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Bigggg perk of having a son is I finally get to play with the legos no one ever bought me when I was a kid. Daughter is too young but if she wants legos one day she is getting them!!!
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Hey there! I recently chatted with Judd Apatow, Rob Schneider, Robert Smigel, and Luis Guzmán at the Kennedy Center -- we discussed their friend Adam Sandler receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Check out what they had to say in my @EW story: ew.com/celebrity/adam-sandle…
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My MIL is trying to soothe my baby with Rock a bye baby and didn’t appreciate me telling her that baby’s favorite lullaby is actually paper planes by MIA
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I thought I’d be safe watching Call The Midwife after having two babies but I am very much not ok
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All of these ~feelings~ do not make me want to watch The Last of Us
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