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Hi! Here's a fun SNL exit interview!
For the *first time*, Alex Moffat sat down to discuss his time on the show - tons of behind-the-scenes tidbits.
Thrilled to have captured these stories over at @Vulture: vulture.com/article/alex-mof…
Just a millennial who has had two babies screaming into the void, demanding full length shirts at target
My therapist asked me what activities my son would be participating in this summer so I must have tricked her into thinking I am a mom who does that????
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Trying to convince my manager to tell NYT I no longer have a physical form and therefore cannot provide a press photo
The day has finally come where my son is stealing my @LedoPizza slices off my plate. Not sure if I should be mad or proud.
First kid: must cover up, no one can know I feed him in the most natural way possible!!
Second kid: hello world here is my left titty
Toddlers be like
Nutritious dinner mommy spent over an hour making with all of my favorites? Absolutely not.
Orange slices dipped in ketchup? Heck yes.
Bigggg perk of having a son is I finally get to play with the legos no one ever bought me when I was a kid.
Daughter is too young but if she wants legos one day she is getting them!!!
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Here’s me over at @ew chatting with Kevin Nealon on the unmade ‘Hans and Franz' movie and why Arnold Schwarzenegger ultimately turned it down - check *clap* it out! 💪
ew.com/tv/snl-hans-and-franz…
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Hey there! I recently chatted with Judd Apatow, Rob Schneider, Robert Smigel, and Luis Guzmán at the Kennedy Center -- we discussed their friend Adam Sandler receiving the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Check out what they had to say in my @EW story:
ew.com/celebrity/adam-sandle…
My MIL is trying to soothe my baby with Rock a bye baby and didn’t appreciate me telling her that baby’s favorite lullaby is actually paper planes by MIA



