๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿคฒ internet masochist, but I smile a lot irl

Joined July 2007
Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
I just have to add that JD Vance looks like a pedophile child rapist. He has the eyes of a rapist. If someone who looks like JD Vance is around your children, you instinctively put yourself in front of them to avoid him getting near them. He looks like he has raped babies.
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Leading such an intensely rigid and restrictive lifestyle that you ultimately push away everyone you love
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Replying to @ripplebrain
Trump is a gift from Allah to multipolarism and third-worldism.
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They keep bringing us to the edge of the abyss and cancelling armageddon at the last possible moment so a coalition of otherwise unemployable benzo addicts, tech millenarians, zionist child molesters and podcast christians can buy the dips
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
it is not sensationalist to say that the long term survival of the species kind of hinges on Iran decisively winning this war
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Reddit atheism is a psyop by Ghislaine Maxwell to stop the masses from becoming enlightened and figuring out how magic works
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
weโ€™ve gotten approximately 3297 days stupider since Matt posted this, and not only has this post been true the whole time but itโ€™s gotten to the point where that stupidity is increasing exponentially on a day-to-day basis, so weโ€™re just shooting straight up rn
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera
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Anna's Archive should have its own special armed detachment like the Department of Energy or the post office
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
There's a horrifically bleak comedy to the fact that the administration assaulted Minneapolis to try and start a pogrom against Somalis and instead their Rio Grande Valley Cossacks managed to find the two most possibly sympathetic people to turn into martyrs.
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
ICE agents need to start taking they own life how the IDF soldiers be doing
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We will bring the enemy to its knees.
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Latin America's left survived the US-puppet dictatorships of the 1970s, when our parents and grandparents were being murdered, tortured and disappeared. The left rebuilt, won power and pulled hundreds of millions of people out of poverty. Venezuela will resist, no final defeat.
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
Itโ€™s not a war. Itโ€™s a pedophile jihad.
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Replying to @aHeartOfGould
why does Ryan Coogler look like Stavros now
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Ryan Coogler looks like a palette swapped Stavros
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
Ryan Coogler looks like Stavros Halkias
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Bring back Geocities, webrings, guestbooks, visitor counters, and emailing people to ask "link for a link?" This place is shite.
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Chip Tortilla, DDS, USSF retweeted
POV youre Kate McKinnon and just suggested going out to dinner instead of getting uber eats for the 6th consecutive night
A leaked photo of Bari Weiss during CBS Newsโ€™s Monday editorial call.
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