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Kyle Minall

@kyleminall

Comedian, Melburnian and inconsistent Twitter user. Hate Dan Andrews? You won’t enjoy following me.

 Melbourne, Victoria
Joined March 2009
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NOW is the time for reparations @Channel7! I have a surefire way to win the battle between Home and Away and Neighbours… just buy @neighbours back and keep it going.
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Look. I’m not going to pretend to speak on behalf of all stupid white bastards, but us white bastards can definitely be stupid on occasion.
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RESPECT THE NEW PRIDE FLAG
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It’s not politically correct to call them checkout chicks anymore
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You don’t adapt to a calculator. It’s either a good calculator or it’s not. Stop trying to gel with your calculator.
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Let’s leave ride-on suitcases in 2024
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We haven’t even heard Luigi talk yet? What if he sounds like Kermit?
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Kmart should be thrilled that people are buying things big enough to require a trolley, rather than making me spend SEVENTEEN MINUTES finding a $1 coin
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In a world of “oh Cynthia is MY Elphaba” and “I’m old school! Idina is my girl” who’s holding space for the Amanda Harrison generation?
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Wait until the kids find out that the original Elphaba was Elsa…
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Elon Musk being put in charge of restructuring the US government is basically the worst thing I’ve ever heard
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Time to bring out the big guns. We need Jenny Morrison to have a chat with Trump about empathy for women.
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Just think about how lucky we are to have the Australian Electoral Commission @AusElectoralCom Uncontested elections The best system in the world
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Enjoying camping must be an evolutionary thing, yeah?
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She’s definitely our daughter #WendyTheRagdoll
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Omg I just remembered that they used to make you stand up and sing the ‘Safeway team song’ at the end of your induction day (literally, an 8 hour day).
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And one of the lyrics was “we’re Safeway the fresh food people, we’ve got a fresh food attitude” 🤦🏻‍♂️
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What do we think? Invisalign or braces?
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IHIP is the first thing to genuinely make me consider if I’m being indoctrinated. They are SO inside my brain.
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Hey @AFL if I have a legitimately good suggestion for a Grand Final entertainer, who do I contact so that I can keep it secret enough to get good seats and meet them when you inevitably agree that it’s a great choice?
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