Entrepreneur. Daredevil. Rhodes Scholar. Explorer. Fan of false advertising, and proof that drinking Bong Water is bad.
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More twists in this title than inception
Man allegedly admits to killing neighbors at California nudist resort over a hot dog wgntv.com/news/nexstar-media…
The visceral reaction I had, seeing this. And I know you subconsciously made the same connection.
There is no way this was unintentional.
Am I the only one seeing this App become the theater of the absurd? Every video broken, except for temu ads. A feed that used to be politically balanced, with interests mixed in, now nothing but the wildest far flung rants one could imagine. And getting worse.
Tf happened?
As a continuation of my trend of yearly #MantisPosting, please admire this ABSOLUTE UNIT of a near half foot, living guillotine.
If you unironically suggest this to me, I will beat you with a particularly big rock, like the stone age chimp you clearly think I am
Bug appétit?
If you are feeling adventurous, looking to add more protein to your diet and aren’t allergic to shellfish, the imminent emergence of cicadas presents a culinary opportunity for you.
trib.al/A6OJETa
Donnie Darko retweeted
Translation: "WE want to be the ones to arbitrarily set medicine prices with little accountability, oversight or input from patients & their doctors — so Big Pharma CEOs can buy vacation homes and yachts."
What @WhiteHouse isn't telling you: They're giving a single government agency power to arbitrarily set medicine prices with little accountability, oversight or input from patients & their doctors—with consequences long after this administration is gone. onphr.ma/3qIK0Jj
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
PhRMA, the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America, is a lobbying group working on behalf of pharmaceutical manufacturers.
c-span.org/organization/?…
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yes.
Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report cnn.it/3XSbhov
Why did this tiny, baby mantis, absolutely make my week.
Look at it! It's so unbelievably small, yet fierce!
Hope in #meta is a terrible idea. Beyond zuck's usual messes, may I remind everyone of their broke dick censors? I got banned from FB, for a DECADE old comment: "Looks gay, and festive!" On a pic of me, my friend, her then GIRLFRIEND, and their rainbow flag and streamers. Lol.
Also of note. They later restricted me, for screen capping and posting a meta pushed ad for dick pills, that proudly showed an erect cock. Why? Because my screenshot, of THEIR ad, promoted "nudity and sex".
IG is now the exact same. A new Twitter, this will not be. 🤷♂️
My bio father first introduced me to him when I was 8. And through the years after, there he always was. In my 20's, driving across the city, there he was. And then at 30, having moved back from out west, working the loop again, there he was. Unchanged, and always kind.
🥲🥲🥲
Chicago’s Walking Man wandered alone for decades. Loved ones say: ‘He observed everything. That was his adventure.’ trib.al/y8HWH3I
To those who've asked what I look for in a life partner, here's your answer.
A silly lady. Just a weird lil guy. A goofy goober. A small psychopath.
