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Joined September 2012
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he looks like a gay little monkey
Thinking about Johnny Cash in his cunty thigh high boots
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why am I seeing so many posts about how to copy/paste a gif????
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Saw The Devils restoration in theatres last night and when this scene happened the guy behind me blurted out “Homer Simpson”
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How it feels to be 29
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I feel like a fair number of straight guys have seen Mad Men
there is no way seth macfarlane is straight because what straight man knows about the 60s musical bye bye birdie
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me and the movie
so do cinephiles fuck the movie or
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The Walliams dam bursting means we're gonna see discourse of people insisting that Come Fly With Me was good. It wasn't. It fucking sucked then and it fucking sucked now. They wouldn't be allowed to make it today, not because it was "offensive", but because it was shite.
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Brand and Walliams would be #MangledByMagliano
Thoughts and prayers for SNL UK and Have I Got News For You, which won't be on this week to cover all of the breaking news of the last few days.
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Ok after like 5 listens I think this album is actually much better than Songs For The Deaf
first listen (hope this is as good as you guys are hyping it up to be)
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starts with S and we all love it?
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My gay homie tried to tell me as a straight man I don’t have to “prep for sex” uhhh yeah I do what do you call hiding all my Star Wars LEGOS?
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Haricot beans in a preserved tomato reduction on grilled sourdough with Les saucissons du Richmond
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would you rather be a sea lion or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or
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i am so seated
Breaking: Assassins to be revived in 2027 whatsonstage.com/news/assass…
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If you were involved in a complicated tax scheme that required you to intentionally turn George Clooney into such a megastar he would inevitably leave your show you could not have done better than that episode of ER
Must-See TV was really Must-See TV-ing that night.
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just finished lawrence of arabia and genuinely i think all movies should be 4 hours
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Perplexed by the self-important 00s Pixar riff trailer for the Chalamet/Gomez Illumination movie that just played before Wildwood
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it’s entirely possible that doomsday is a failure but the fact that feige was able to pull an entirely new avengers series after they put all their eggs into the jonathan majors basket is impressive.
It brings me no satisfaction to admit it, but it does appear more and more irrefutable that Feige is a generational talent.
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