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"He who was my companion through adventure and hardship is gone forever…"
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship
Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)
people keep posting stuff like hurr durr trump is gay and a clip of him complimenting a man's ass. sorry he was waxing poetic over a man's hands that's not gay that's woman.
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if it makes everyone feel better john cassavetes couldn't get people to watch his movies while he was alive either
my dad once questioned the need for those "check for child in back seat" reminders and it's like sir you say that as if you don't regularly look for your glasses for several minutes only to realize that you're already wearing them
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I have an email growing inside me and i can feel that it's almost ready to come out
(breaking up with someone i definitely really like) i'm so sorry i just don't think i can do this anymore. oh no no no it's not you, it's uh congestion pricing.
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
as late-2010s movies became more and more like tv, i wished on a monkey's paw that they would become more like theater. so the audiences started laughing at weird times and tickets got really expensive
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Bill Shatner is not a friend but his work on Boston Legal cannot be disputed. He brought a great deal to his performance.
maybe i'm misunderstanding but there are plenty of examples of useless/harmful things being "worth" something to somebody. of course what constitutes a perpetual ditch is debatable, but some examples (e.g. that chicago billionaire paying an army of rat-feeders) seem clear.
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we were explaining bolsonaro to the seven year old and she said “well if he’s a bad guy it’s good he’s always in the hospital” #facts #achildswisdom
trump was the one guy who could get permanent daylight saving time done and he blew it. failed presidency.















